A blonde gets a job as a teacher.
She notices a boy on the field stood by himself while all the other kids are running around having fun.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
"You ok?" she asks.
"Yes." he says.
"You can play with the other kids, you know."
"It`s best I stay here," he retorts.
"Why?" asks the blonde.
The boy says "because I`m the fucking goalie".
