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Dave Allen on Religion

CLASSIC! OLD SCHOOL! Dave at his best! To me this is another proof that in order to be agood comedian you have to be very intelligent, hence, as you are very intelligent you immediately recognise the nonsense of religion.......

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  • Date 7/12/2008 4:25:35 PM
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IhateWorking : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

IhateWorking

55 votes NegativePositive

507 days 12 hours ago...

That`s Gold man, so on point. The only way to build a religion - scare the shit out of little kids that know nothing - Brain wash them.

By the time they realize they can think for themselves and question what has been forced down their throat, they are either punished and made to feel guilty or they keep questioning and decide for themselves what is real - at which point everyone calls them an atheist.

daftcunt : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

daftcunt

18 votes NegativePositive

507 days 11 hours ago...

Yes, and into the hole he goes!

Doqaz : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Doqaz

11 votes NegativePositive

497 days 3 hours ago...

So if god is the father, the son and into the hole he goes; then god is a cock.

Gusthebus : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Gusthebus

15 votes NegativePositive

497 days 3 hours ago...

Brilliant! How is it I`ve never heard of this man?

Nino0057 : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

Nino0057

Hidden (Show Comment) -10 votes

497 days 3 hours ago...

You better watch out, You better not sin, you better not lie, I`m telling you why, Jesus Christ is coming to town!

He`s coming soon, hope it goes better than last time...

ChrissyChiChi : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

ChrissyChiChi

10 votes NegativePositive

497 days 2 hours ago...

Ahh Dave Allen is awesome, he has alot in common with George Carlin, Carlin fans should check him out!

Carni Parti : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

Carni Parti

22 votes NegativePositive

497 days 1 hour ago...

"Shut Up"

The religious response to sensibility.

mackler : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

mackler

7 votes NegativePositive

497 days ago...

The guy holds a good point, if God can get a married girl pregnant, then its ok for all us to do it. So `Though hall not covert thy neighbors wife` is pretty much bollocks!

dsdsds : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

dsdsds

-1 votes NegativePositive

496 days 23 hours ago...

Poor Joseph. (Virgin mother my ass!)

sarysaied : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

sarysaied

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496 days 22 hours ago...

yawn...not very original

jarcaf : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

jarcaf

2 votes NegativePositive

496 days 21 hours ago...

We need to make the term "Atheist" mean something good. More vocally atheist celebrities please!

gtasaif : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

gtasaif

10 votes NegativePositive

496 days 21 hours ago...

thank you spikedhumor and its contributors it, these videos are so much helpful when your brain washed for 14 years of you life into thinking every person who isn`t Muslim will burn in hell... it helps me a lot to denounce that bull shit!

Jeffreys1 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Jeffreys1

8 votes NegativePositive

496 days 19 hours ago...

so what Christianity is telling me, is that its ok to cheat on your husband if the man your cheating with is more powerful than you spouse
haha thanks Christianity

ShinyG : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

ShinyG

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496 days 19 hours ago...

Intelligent, but very boring and not that funny...

Shamone : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Shamone

0 votes NegativePositive

69 days 5 hours ago...

right on gtasaif. i was bought up as a Muslim also.it was videos like these and reading some insightful comments on spiked that first got me questioning religion. it`s hard to think that once apoun a time i used to walk around with this fear of god that had been programmed into me since birth. it pretty much affected all my decision making.
looking back it was like i had some mental handicap because that sort of mentality is so foreign to me now.

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