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Drunk Driving Sign

This sign seems to encourage drunk driving rather than advise against it.

posted by SensiBreeze
7/2/2008 8:05:00 AM

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Cr@ck-Pot : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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494 days 14 hours ago...

Too much math.

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rhuitron : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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493 days 18 hours ago...

^ HELL NO!

I means, That even if the car is full, As soon as I start to drink, I ditch these little fuckers! And get mah Crunk on!

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MrFrunzi : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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493 days 17 hours ago...

That is one delicious looking glass of wine.

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aciid : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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491 days 15 hours ago...

hmmm, so the sign is saying, atleast one person will survive huh? is that a challenge? =P

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Daydark : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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491 days 12 hours ago...

does this mean that: family = (Man + wine) divided by Car?

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Daydark : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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491 days 12 hours ago...

ah crap, I mean family = (Man - Wine) divided by Car.

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ShinyG : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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491 days 11 hours ago...

That type of sign can make even sober drivers crash their car into the scenery because they were trying to figure out what it means! They`ll probably start posting entire storyboards from drunk driving video commercials soon!
Another problem is that there are men suffering from middle-age crisis that are searching for a way to get rid of the wife and kids. This posters might be too much of a "hint"...

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alberto_balsalm : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

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491 days 7 hours ago...

pack the family in the car, enjoy a drink for quality alone time.

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Cahu : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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491 days 5 hours ago...

It actually means that if the car brand and the wine brand are variables, and the people are constant, the variation of one of them while the other remains constant will result in the dissapearance of the car, the wine, and the driver.

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Naruto_Freak_92 : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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491 days 3 hours ago...

family + car + wine = instant bachelor, FUCK YEAH!

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cowpander : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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490 days 14 hours ago...

That must be the un-unifying equation.

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gibsonking2000 : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

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488 days 19 hours ago...

So, you`re saying that if I drink, I can get rid of my family and finally have some peace and quiet? Jackpot! Where`s my keys? Liquor store, here I come!

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