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Cow vs Contortionist

Neither can lick their ass.

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Cow vs Contortionist

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darkangeledge : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

darkangeledge

14 votes NegativePositive

191 days 10 hours ago...

that`s a nice tail attached to a nice ass !

afrochapin : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

afrochapin

22 votes NegativePositive

191 days 5 hours ago...

^ but only one has four nipples, you think about THAT.

baldrodan : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

baldrodan

1 votes NegativePositive

190 days 20 hours ago...

Keep chasing the dream, ladies!

Teddyslayer86 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Teddyslayer86

8 votes NegativePositive

187 days 9 hours ago...

The cow got closer

ShinyG : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

ShinyG

0 votes NegativePositive

187 days 7 hours ago...

I still prefer the contortionist though...

TonyBlue05 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

TonyBlue05

2 votes NegativePositive

186 days 21 hours ago...

Well, we all have our limitations.

snow2dman : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

snow2dman

1 votes NegativePositive

186 days 6 hours ago...

great minds think alike

gazman : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

gazman

1 votes NegativePositive

184 days 23 hours ago...

Did you hear about the contortionist cow?...........
She gave herself a pat on the back......

tuprexcunex : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

tuprexcunex

1 votes NegativePositive

171 days 19 hours ago...

id like a different angle in the contortionist picture

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