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Penis Disrupts Graduation

SARATOGA SPRINGS (NY)- A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.

Calvin Morett allegedly interrupted the Saratoga Springs High School graduation by marching across SPAC's stage in an inflatable 6-foot penis costume while diplomas were being given out, Saratoga Springs Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe said.

Morett purchased the full-body costume and sprayed parts of the 5,000 people in the crowd with Silly String, Briscoe said.

His motive? "He thought it would be funny," Briscoe said.

Morett was ticketed for disorderly conduct, a violation, and will face the charges in City Court on Tuesday, Briscoe said.

Morett graduated from Saratoga Springs High School last year. He tried to streak away from law enforcement, but could not.

"Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume," said Briscoe, who made the arrest.

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MrFrunzi : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

MrFrunzi

34 votes NegativePositive

497 days 17 hours ago...

The girl walking away looks like she`s found her true love.

Arcturus519 : LVL 53: VP 5: said:

Arcturus519

53 votes NegativePositive

497 days 17 hours ago...

"His motive? "He thought it would be funny," Briscoe said. "

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"Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume," said Briscoe, who made the arrest.


Clearly you also thought it was funny. :}

Sev : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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497 days 16 hours ago...

OH SHITTTTT HES GONNA GET SOME PUSSSYYY TONIGHT!!! NAWISAYIN?!?!

ecko69x : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

ecko69x

-7 votes NegativePositive

497 days 16 hours ago...

That is hilarious. I would have laughed my ass off too.

G-This : LVL 57: VP 5: said:

G-This

51 votes NegativePositive

497 days 15 hours ago...

"Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume," said Briscoe, who made the arrest.
****

Kinda gives a new meaning to the term "Tripping balls"

Dark_Enigma : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Dark_Enigma

36 votes NegativePositive

497 days 15 hours ago...

he`s just letting them know your out of high school so now life is gonna fuck you hard

Naruto_Freak_92 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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497 days 14 hours ago...

Sounds like something i would do

BurstAero : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

BurstAero

1 votes NegativePositive

497 days 13 hours ago...

That is fuckin hilarious dude.

BigDaddyTiny : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

BigDaddyTiny

34 votes NegativePositive

497 days 13 hours ago...

The only things that would be funnier is a pic/vid of cops beating the shit out of him while in the penis costume.

Tada : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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497 days 5 hours ago...

Wow I saw the title and thought "Haha would be great if there was a gigant penis running around on stage." thinking that it would actually just be something like the principle having a boner or something. Well I guess am psychic then, if you need my I`ll be on wallstreet manipulating the stock market.

SensiBreeze (Admin) : LVL 50: VP 5: said:

SensiBreeze

8 votes NegativePositive

497 days 2 hours ago...

What a weiner...I mean winner.

northern_tide : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

northern_tide

1 votes NegativePositive

497 days 2 hours ago...

Now thats What I call a sticky situation

LaLush : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

LaLush

-1 votes NegativePositive

497 days 2 hours ago...

What a dick!

Acer_Vartan : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Acer_Vartan

2 votes NegativePositive

496 days 23 hours ago...

^ agreed, amazing that police are called for stuff like this. Then again, it does affect everyone else`s enjoyment of the event so maybe some minor punishment is in order.

Ingenuity321 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Ingenuity321

4 votes NegativePositive

496 days 19 hours ago...

Here`s a vid about it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlzkaDEWmas

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