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George Carlin - You Are All Diseased

Another great show by George Carlin.

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h0ser : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

h0ser

38 votes NegativePositive

512 days 18 hours ago...

His videos has granted him immortality. I doubt they will ever dissappear.

watersnake6 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

watersnake6

2 votes NegativePositive

509 days 12 hours ago...

let`s clap but do nothing......./crickets

NinKitten462 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

NinKitten462

1 votes NegativePositive

509 days 10 hours ago...

One of the greatest. Though i do get upset when someone who doesnt know his name, but when you show them a video like this one, they go "oh, I know him. He was Rufus in Bill and Ted!" Ya, two people have already do that to me at work.

neo214 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

neo214

0 votes NegativePositive

509 days 8 hours ago...

For those of you who don`t know to fullscreen the video, click the google video icon in the lower right then click that long "V word".

neo214 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

neo214

1 votes NegativePositive

509 days 8 hours ago...

Oh, or you could just click that button beside it that looks like it would full screen it...

Ghodzilla : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Ghodzilla

3 votes NegativePositive

509 days 7 hours ago...

"you smell like an anchovy`s cunt"

i`ll have to remember that one

exploder : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

exploder

4 votes NegativePositive

509 days 7 hours ago...

I really liked what he says about buisnessmen, a bunch of studiously dishonest big fucking cocksuckers. Amen.

Sure there`s lots of good little guys out there, but the whole free - fuck - for - all that is the big business world is disgusting, especially when they interfere by buying off the law, the cops, and pay to have laws re-written to suit themselves, no matter who gets hurt.

It just can`t lead us to a very good future people, and it`s one of those basic things we`re gonna have to change somehow. I don`t know how yet, but unless we admit the problem there will be no solution, and probably no future for humanity.

Sorry to be serious, but I gotta praise the guy`s genius work, and all of us who heard him should do our parts to carry it on. Be a little fucking rude and randy, heck, be a lot rude. Get dirty, and DON`T forget to say FUCK when you feel it.

fall_ark : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

fall_ark

4 votes NegativePositive

509 days 6 hours ago...

I hope someone could upload this to spiked or somewhere, googlevideo isn`t available in China :(

For now, I`ll get a proxy and enjoy the show...

cerulean86 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

cerulean86

3 votes NegativePositive

509 days 5 hours ago...

Awesome stuff I will miss him.

edco6565 : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

edco6565

4 votes NegativePositive

509 days ago...

I bought this cd one of the best purchases i have ever made R I P George will never forget you

remco4 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

remco4

-4 votes NegativePositive

508 days 18 hours ago...

I could easily name 5 comedians better than this guy, the problem for you guys would be that their shows are in Dutch.

mantis11987 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

mantis11987

2 votes NegativePositive

508 days 17 hours ago...

We will miss you R.I.P.

kingzal4 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

kingzal4

-1 votes NegativePositive

508 days 10 hours ago...

i guess god ended up striking him down after all

pulpy.wulpy : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

pulpy.wulpy

1 votes NegativePositive

507 days 15 hours ago...

^ err...... yeah at a convenient time such as the average death age of most old people? lol im assuming religions robot/dumbfuck.

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