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Man In Love With Cars

These Guys Are Freaks!

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Rekon : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

Rekon

22 votes NegativePositive

70 days 14 hours ago...

The last 5 seconds is by far the best part, thay way it just cuts out, I burst out laughing hehe.
Well, as internet savvy people, I think weve all seen stuff like this before, but...cars?

SantaAndFriends : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

SantaAndFriends

15 votes NegativePositive

70 days 14 hours ago...

I feel bad for them even though they are happy, how can you never want to be loved by another human being. I believe I`ve found love, but I can`t understand how you can feel the same way about something that doesn`t know you or love you back.

At least it`s not hurting people like pedophilia or rape or any other strange sexual lust.

Fuck I`m so confused as to what I just witnesses, I never want to park my car out on the road again my precious Saman.... errr I mean car.

chinky005 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

chinky005

60 votes NegativePositive

70 days 12 hours ago...

so is topgear like porn to these guys?

Flynn_2006 : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

17 votes NegativePositive

70 days 10 hours ago...

reminds me of the guy awhile back who had sex with his picnic table. rofl

Emzeesquared : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Emzeesquared

26 votes NegativePositive

70 days 9 hours ago...

LOl at the way they ended this...

"did you actually jiz on my car?"

Max_Power : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

Max_Power

3 votes NegativePositive

70 days 8 hours ago...

Santa: I think there are a number of clues in the video to resolve your confusion. They seem to only refer to their sexuality with cars as rape, I`m no psychologist, but I would certainly hope their behavior is indicative of some psychopathology . . .you know, other than fucking cars.

Also, I would be willing to bet that what you feel about the person you think loves you, which is merely one of your own internal states albeit one that is supported with evidence from whoever you`re talking about, is what these people feel. They ascribe all sorts of attributes to cars, like naming them, picking out areas that are more sexual than others, like a front and a back, which helps them find companionship in an inanimate object.

lawngnome : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

lawngnome

-2 votes NegativePositive

70 days 2 hours ago...

What the heck did i just watch?

truth-is-the-nemesis : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

truth-is-the-nemesis

12 votes NegativePositive

70 days 2 hours ago...

i think the interesting psychology of this program is - what is love really? & if you can materialise the same feelings about an inanimate object as you can for another human-being than is it really the other person or just us tricking ourselves?).

i saw a program recently that said that when feelings of love are experienced the receptors of the brain associated for logical/rational thought turn off, which explains alot.

Vizreel : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Vizreel

25 votes NegativePositive

69 days 20 hours ago...

"Hey, lemme show you this magazine called Playboy... IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND"

uTOZY : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

uTOZY

14 votes NegativePositive

69 days 13 hours ago...

Herby fully loaded with full release

justin4362 : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

justin4362

0 votes NegativePositive

69 days 3 hours ago...

r these guys actors??

numnums : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

numnums

2 votes NegativePositive

68 days 22 hours ago...

I knew it, Jeremy from topgear is a closet gas pipe sucker!

N@stro : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

N@stro

13 votes NegativePositive

68 days 17 hours ago...

How does one fuck a car ? thats just whacked !



As for the chick who married the Eiffel tower has it been consumated yet ?

GodRab : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

GodRab

1 votes NegativePositive

66 days 18 hours ago...

TAP DAT ASS EDWARD! Not hurting anyone but the cars that arnt white lol.....

NinjaKid : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

NinjaKid

-7 votes NegativePositive

66 days 16 hours ago...

"A lot of these cars I would rape like a wild animal!"
"yea, I`d take them home and rape them"

Kind like me with women!

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