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The Douchiest Phone Message In History

The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco, and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” And this is the messages he left. 'Smooth'.

posted by truth-is-the-nemesis
6/28/2008 7:15:20 PM

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suc33d : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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513 days 3 hours ago...

I`m surprised she didn`t call back...

r3dRoVeR247 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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513 days ago...

wow that guy..

lazyflob : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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512 days 22 hours ago...

hmmmmm well he is a cunt isnt he?

demontrace : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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512 days 20 hours ago...

Oh dear, Dmitri, you give Greeks a really bad name. I swear, not all of us are like that. Although narcissism is a common problem for Greeks.

"It`s extremely passive aggressive. You should actually look that up, passive aggressive personality disorder."

Douchebag of the year for sure.

Mike_D : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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512 days 18 hours ago...

LOL. Someone still needs more practice with his "David DeAngelo" skills.

zecbmo : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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512 days 17 hours ago...

father ted was right about the greeks. they invented gayness

...gues from the video tho we sorta have to assume they were forced into

Decoy_217 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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512 days 16 hours ago...

*clap* *clap* *clap*

Someone deserves a medal for having their head stuck farther up their ass than humanly possible.

srvaughan121 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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512 days 15 hours ago...

Pimp on, Brother. Pimp on.

ollie711 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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512 days 15 hours ago...

There is nothing wrong with me.

GotBoost? : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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512 days 14 hours ago...

This fool must subscribe to the whole "treat women like shit and they`ll come crawling back" school of thought. Fucking sorry. It`s a huge shame he`s Greek because he really is promoting that negative stereotype that Greek men are very into themselves.

Unfortunately, like all stereotypes, there is always some amount of truth to it.

The Living End : LVL 52: VP 5: said:

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512 days 9 hours ago...

That`s the greatest thing I`ve ever heard. What a dick.

vee445 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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512 days 8 hours ago...

Oh God... I couldn`t keep listening. That`s physically painful.

Ingenuity321 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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512 days 8 hours ago...

I bet he`s a Scientologist. He sounds just like Tommy Davis. What a fuckin Douche.

Csmack : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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512 days 8 hours ago...

I laughed when he said he`s one of the few men in the city who has nothing wrong with him...then i lost it when he went all Dr. Phill on her.

erico : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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512 days 7 hours ago...

I died inside...

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