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The Douchiest Phone Message In History

The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco, and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” And this is the messages he left. 'Smooth'.

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suc33d : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

suc33d

130 votes NegativePositive

69 days 4 hours ago...

I`m surprised she didn`t call back...

r3dRoVeR247 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

r3dRoVeR247

75 votes NegativePositive

69 days 1 hour ago...

wow that guy..

lazyflob : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

lazyflob

90 votes NegativePositive

68 days 23 hours ago...

hmmmmm well he is a cunt isnt he?

demontrace : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

demontrace

93 votes NegativePositive

68 days 22 hours ago...

Oh dear, Dmitri, you give Greeks a really bad name. I swear, not all of us are like that. Although narcissism is a common problem for Greeks.

"It`s extremely passive aggressive. You should actually look that up, passive aggressive personality disorder."

Douchebag of the year for sure.

Mike_D : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Mike_D

67 votes NegativePositive

68 days 19 hours ago...

LOL. Someone still needs more practice with his "David DeAngelo" skills.

zecbmo : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

zecbmo

Hidden (Show Comment) -26 votes

68 days 18 hours ago...

father ted was right about the greeks. they invented gayness

...gues from the video tho we sorta have to assume they were forced into

Decoy_217 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Decoy_217

114 votes NegativePositive

68 days 17 hours ago...

*clap* *clap* *clap*

Someone deserves a medal for having their head stuck farther up their ass than humanly possible.

srvaughan121 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

srvaughan121

87 votes NegativePositive

68 days 16 hours ago...

Pimp on, Brother. Pimp on.

ollie711 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

ollie711

Hidden (Show Comment) -15 votes

68 days 16 hours ago...

There is nothing wrong with me.

GotBoost? : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

GotBoost?

34 votes NegativePositive

68 days 16 hours ago...

This fool must subscribe to the whole "treat women like shit and they`ll come crawling back" school of thought. Fucking sorry. It`s a huge shame he`s Greek because he really is promoting that negative stereotype that Greek men are very into themselves.

Unfortunately, like all stereotypes, there is always some amount of truth to it.

The Living End : LVL 52: VP 5: said:

The Living End

32 votes NegativePositive

68 days 10 hours ago...

That`s the greatest thing I`ve ever heard. What a dick.

vee445 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

vee445

56 votes NegativePositive

68 days 9 hours ago...

Oh God... I couldn`t keep listening. That`s physically painful.

Ingenuity321 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Ingenuity321

60 votes NegativePositive

68 days 9 hours ago...

I bet he`s a Scientologist. He sounds just like Tommy Davis. What a fuckin Douche.

Csmack : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Csmack

46 votes NegativePositive

68 days 9 hours ago...

I laughed when he said he`s one of the few men in the city who has nothing wrong with him...then i lost it when he went all Dr. Phill on her.

erico : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

erico

65 votes NegativePositive

68 days 9 hours ago...

I died inside...

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Entry Dates: 4/15/2008-6/15/2008