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JACKSON, Mich. - A man was accused of stabbing his mother with a fork and assaulting a second woman with 10 pounds of frozen chicken.

Frederick Duane McKaney, 40, of Ypsilanti, was arraigned Wednesday in 12th District Court in Jackson. He faces two felony assault charges as well as one count of assault and battery and one count of resisting an officer.

Prosecutors said McKaney stabbed his mother in the back of the neck with a fork Monday night.

About an hour later, he hit a woman in the head with a plastic bag of frozen chicken. They had exchanged rude words while he rode his bicycle. She needed five surgical staples to close her wound.

McKaney has no attorney on record with the court.

A pre-exam conference is scheduled for July 2.

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  • Date 6/27/2008 7:09:26 AM
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Asuka : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Asuka

33 votes NegativePositive

63 days 11 hours ago...

When it says she needed five surgical staples to close her wound do they mean her mouth or the cut ?

smooth_stalin : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

smooth_stalin

15 votes NegativePositive

63 days 10 hours ago...

What a forker!

Lunearetic : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Lunearetic

20 votes NegativePositive

63 days 9 hours ago...

When you`re moving out of your mother`s house at 40 years of age, make a spectacular exit!! :P

-DressToKill- : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

-DressToKill-

-2 votes NegativePositive

63 days 9 hours ago...

Frederick Duane McKaney is a mo-fo crazy bastard!!!...Exchanging Rude words = Fowl Launguage, and the assault was with a battery hen, Crayzeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dark_Enigma : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Dark_Enigma

12 votes NegativePositive

63 days 8 hours ago...

he just wanted to start a food fight

Naruto_Freak_92 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Naruto_Freak_92

0 votes NegativePositive

63 days ago...

that mother forker!

northern_tide : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

northern_tide

Hidden (Show Comment) -8 votes

62 days 23 hours ago...

Fork your hands up
What the fork are you doing?
Stop forking her
What a forkin` idiot?
He should be fork to death!
FORK

Valaur : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Valaur

4 votes NegativePositive

62 days 19 hours ago...

I salute you sir. Riding a bicycle, telling a woman off AND smacking her in the face with chicken.

demontrace : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

demontrace

-2 votes NegativePositive

62 days 17 hours ago...

I guess after stabbing your mother with a fork, you really get in the mood for some chicken. Or maybe that was his way of apologizing.

rhuitron : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

rhuitron

-4 votes NegativePositive

62 days 9 hours ago...

SHE CALLED ME CHICKEN!

I`ll show her Chicken!

bdcarlitosway : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

bdcarlitosway

-3 votes NegativePositive

62 days 3 hours ago...

40 year old man riding a bike? Steve Carrell anyone?

rlibasco : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

rlibasco

0 votes NegativePositive

59 days 23 hours ago...

dude has some serious issues

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