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Pirates vs Ninjas - Who Would Win



For the sheer fun of it - (really, I'm bored)

Who Would Win?

A Pirate or A Ninja?
Possibly the rarest and elusive of all creatures: A Pirate-Ninja?

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Decoy_217 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Decoy_217

41 votes NegativePositive

72 days 14 hours ago...

What have you done Jayne..You just unlocked the gates to internet hell.



Ninjas win, always. There`s no debate.

dan4ucd : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

dan4ucd

30 votes NegativePositive

72 days 14 hours ago...

pirates always win....they get two types of booty

MrFrunzi : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

MrFrunzi

63 votes NegativePositive

72 days 14 hours ago...

No one ever gives a shit about the Mongolians.

Big_Boss : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Big_Boss

9 votes NegativePositive

72 days 14 hours ago...

decoy is right ninjas will always win how can you shoot or stab a ninja when you cant even see one coming?

Unmannedperson : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Unmannedperson

6 votes NegativePositive

72 days 13 hours ago...

Arrg, I`m a pirate!

Seriously, which would you rather do? Keep up a rigorous training schedule and spend your life going around going "hoo!" "hah!" while flailing your arms about?

Or get drunk, screw a few wenches, pass out, wake up, board your ship and go plunder some booty and the other kind of booty?

This video clearly explains why pirates are better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnOt4aN2uyc&feature=related

stbasdf : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

stbasdf

Hidden (Show Comment) -8 votes

72 days 13 hours ago...

i`m not picking sides, but that replacement thing from naruto, isn`t naruto sorta like sorcery and not really ninja stuff

Dark_Enigma : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Dark_Enigma

Hidden (Show Comment) -8 votes

72 days 13 hours ago...

pick one below
+ vote if you love ninjas - "kick ass by the way
disappear, jump building to building, deadly
fighting skills, and a "FUCKING KATANA"
+ vote if you love pirates- who dont take showers has
every std known to man and bad dental and breath

Dark_Enigma : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Dark_Enigma

18 votes NegativePositive

72 days 13 hours ago...

ninja

Dark_Enigma : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Dark_Enigma

4 votes NegativePositive

72 days 13 hours ago...

pirate

phatpanda : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

phatpanda

-5 votes NegativePositive

72 days 13 hours ago...

power rangers gg

Naruto_Freak_92 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Naruto_Freak_92

7 votes NegativePositive

72 days 13 hours ago...

NINJA ALL THE WAY MUTHA FUCKA!!!

ckyvick : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

ckyvick

30 votes NegativePositive

72 days 13 hours ago...

where in gods name is the news?

Naruto_Freak_92 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Naruto_Freak_92

-6 votes NegativePositive

72 days 12 hours ago...

hehe! that picture is now my background.

i.dunno : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

i.dunno

-5 votes NegativePositive

72 days 11 hours ago...

WARNING! these stunts were performed by professionals and they are not to be duplicated or re-enacted because they can severely injure or could be potentially fatal

-clearly the man with one eye is gonna lose...swing and a miss everytime

ninja ftw

Bill The Poo : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

Bill The Poo

-2 votes NegativePositive

72 days 10 hours ago...

Ninjas all the way. Ninjas don`t have syphillis

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