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German shephard tries to hump a soldier thats doing pushups.

posted by hellrazor
6/25/2008 2:07:21 PM

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klavlav : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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523 days 8 hours ago...

Dog must`ve been bitten by a gay zombie...

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Euthphyro : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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523 days 6 hours ago...

Or could it just be a dog and by nature it just wants to procreate.

A dog can`t tell the difference between a female and male human like we can. There are plenty of videos of dogs humping stuffed dolls. (Is that to say that the dog knows it`s humping an inanimate object!!!!)

Don`t let this go to your head that homosexuality is somehow naturally condoned because a dog humps a man.

Pathetic trying to find justification of your actions through the smallest amount of comparable situations, taking out of context not to mention out of species. You have no reasoning behind your ideologies.
This is not logic you use but denial that you embrace.

I don`t care that your homosexual, go for it, you have the right to personal autonomy. I even truly believe that you / some people are homosexual not by choice but that you just are. Your biological makeup makes you homosexual.

Sure I believe that it is possible, I just choose to see for what it truly is: A defect, flaw, glitch in nature just like the other numbers of disorders that people are born with such as autism or ADHD.

But this whole social movement of Gay pride is so pathetic it`s like celebrating down syndrome.

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GuyOfWar : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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523 days 4 hours ago...

Euthphyro

did you seriously just compare autism to homosexuality? Well if so your an idiot you can choose to view homosexuality as a birth defect or whatever you please but that just makes you ignorant.

The reason disorders and defect are classified as such is because it affect the health or quality of life of the person affected, the only person who have problems with homosexuality are the people that arent gay if your gay (that is once you "come out of the closet") then it`s simply a way to live your life.

So you go ahead and live and choose to believe that homosexuality is a defect or disorder and I`ll do the same thing regarding your stupidity for doing so as such too.

P.S. I`m not homosexual i just can`t stand fuckin idiots.

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Euthphyro : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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523 days 3 hours ago...

^
I fail to see where comparing a mental disorder ( I have a nephew who has autism) to a IMO another form if though lesser form of a disorder is some how idiotic.

My comparison, is that autism is not how a healthy baby should be born. As to homosexuality is also a disorder maybe genetic, maybe mental. The cause is still unknown.

Though they are starting to see a common difference of brain shape / form and even a cluster of cells in the forefront of the hypothalamus. That may be linked to homosexuality.

So GuyofWar let me suggest to you that before you start calling me ignorant or an idiot, I suggest you do your homework and know what the fuck your talking about.

You didn`t provide one shred of reason why comparing autism to homosexuality is idiotic.

Or maybe your simple mind misunderstands homosexuality in the terms defined and the terms that I am delivering it.

As I said before I feel you have the right to personal autonomy, but I am arguing klav`s belief that homosexuality is naturally supposed to exist. As in homosexuality is the 100% healthy normal brain / biological activity.

I am not talking about a person`s choice to do to their body as they wish, rather arguing that a person should not be naturally sexually attracted to the same sex.

Quit wasting my time having to educate and argue with you at the same time.
Get some intelligence and education, then come back you fucking child.

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tokentiki : LVL 47: VP 5: said:

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523 days ago...

^no-one cares^

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mrgoldylac : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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522 days 23 hours ago...

The dog just wanted to make him his bitch.

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therogueranger : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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522 days 10 hours ago...

Hey don`t ask, don`t tell !!

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daeve : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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522 days 7 hours ago...

LOL! owned by a K69 unit.

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tagnizkur : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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522 days ago...

Autism is not a "Birth Defect" as it does not show until the ages of between 1 and 3. Birth Defects are noted at BIRTH! Autism is not something that can be determined in a child from moment one.

Also, its not even Genetic because even parent that show to have the chromosome that carries it do not have autism, nor do some of their or all of the siblings. AGRE has been researching that simple fact for years.

Autism is also not a conscience decision that can be made later in life on whether they want to have it or not. Homosexuality is. I know this because I know people in their late 20`s and 30`s that have to decided to be or not to be.

I think your argument was intelligent, just somewhat flawed.

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NINJA CON : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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521 days 22 hours ago...

^^^^

this is why i hate the internet. or at least the lame people that decide that the want to argue over it.

why would you turn a funny video of a dog humping a man into a comparison of autism and homosexuality and whether it is a birth defect?

i realized that the only thing people like on the internet are hot blondes, kittens, and who`s line is it anyway.

everything else is up to every ignorant. arrogant. uninformed person with an opinion to argue and fight over like somebody just slaped their mother and punched their newborn child.

but guess what. just because someone puts the facts right in front of your face doesnt mean that they will give up on how they feel about it.

so i think from my own ignorant. arrogant. uninformed opinion. that every one should just be happy that there is a dog humping a man on spikedhumor. so at leats it could lighten someone`s day.

and klavlav- gay zombies? freaking hilarious.

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MaxPowers_00001 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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521 days 21 hours ago...

^Look, no point in arguing, the fact is we all get horny and hump shit from time to time!

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mooseman : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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521 days 21 hours ago...

tagnizur

people dont choose to be gay, they just are.

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vinzent : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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521 days 21 hours ago...

Look. Gays are fags, and fags are cigarettes, and cigarettes get smoked.
End of story.

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Tada : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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521 days 21 hours ago...

Euthphyro: I fail to see why we need homosexuality "condoned" in the first place. Fuck off and go away. It`s just a funny video. No one has said anything serious regarding homosexuality and if you think "Dog must`ve been bitten by a gay zombie..." is a serious statement then please...kill yourself because you have probably nothing to contribute at all to anyone alive.

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daftcunt : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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521 days 20 hours ago...

Just as an aside: the vid is NOT german! 5/5 anyway!

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