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Igloo Assassin : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

Igloo Assassin

22 votes NegativePositive

522 days 2 hours ago...

the audience is made up of americans that just "roll over"... yet they cheer anyway... people have to stop just sitting back and clapping when someone makes sense.. go out and do something

rexrun467 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

rexrun467

36 votes NegativePositive

522 days 1 hour ago...

This guy speaks the truth so straight forward, that sometimes, it causes people to question George Carlin. (In a GOOD WAY!) The question is "Is he a comedian or intellectual?"
He is able to reason and communicate with the audience his ideas. When I spoke about George Carlin with my colleagues, we all agreed on one thing. Rather than hysterically laughing at stupid, immature jokes of today`s comedians, when we listen to George Carlin, we applaud and absorb his ideas. Reason we do not laugh hysterically (maybe some people do) is because the truth is overwhelming that we become captivated by this man.

wtd : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

wtd

5 votes NegativePositive

521 days 22 hours ago...

i fucking loved this show.

jammin` in new york, go check it out folks.

M0re B33r : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

M0re B33r

11 votes NegativePositive

521 days 21 hours ago...

hahaha. The guy contributed so much, he deserves a break now

Vizreel : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Vizreel

18 votes NegativePositive

521 days 21 hours ago...

Him and Bill Hicks aren`t comedians, they`re more like philosophers who like to express themselves on stage because they enjoy making people laugh

Squints182003 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Squints182003

7 votes NegativePositive

521 days 17 hours ago...

Even with the shitty video and shitty audio .. 5/5

CrazyGuy! : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

CrazyGuy!

3 votes NegativePositive

521 days 16 hours ago...

The first minute was the best way I`ve ever heard anyone describe this country. RIP man! 5/5

jingalex : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

jingalex

1 votes NegativePositive

521 days 15 hours ago...

fucking hell, this is funnest shit i havent seen for long time.

ryanjm : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

ryanjm

8 votes NegativePositive

521 days 15 hours ago...

Brilliant guy.

It`s kinda depressing to know he`s gone, because the sad fact is that the majority of the USA is stupid. I know, I live here. I just saw a poll on the news showing that a huge percentage of americans believe in miracles. It`s like the interview I saw on cnn yesterday about a couple that got struck by lightning, but survived. They said "someone must have been looking out for us, it was a miracle." I laughed because I`d say lightning fucking blasting you to the ground and charring part of your body is a pretty clear sign that someone upstairs is PISSED at you, if he`s there. But that`s just how backwards people think, and I don`t think it`s just americans either. Anyone that`s above average intelligence realizes just how stupid the majority of people are.

kyo121 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

kyo121

3 votes NegativePositive

521 days 14 hours ago...

another person worthy of respect pass away. he will be greatly missed.

Ben0087 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Ben0087

2 votes NegativePositive

521 days 14 hours ago...

"I got this real moron thing i do, it`s called thinking". LMAO. I`m gonna miss G.C, he really made me question things and lmao at the same time. We need people like him

w4rrior : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

w4rrior

3 votes NegativePositive

521 days 13 hours ago...

Just about everything he talked about was cleverly and brilliantly put out without taking away what he was really trying to say. Sure is a sad day to see GC go. He was a big influence on me as well, really made me question a lot of things that the average person was just too naive or closed minded to even consider questioning. RIP GC, well surely miss you.

raithios : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

raithios

2 votes NegativePositive

521 days 10 hours ago...

No one could take this mans place.

grantmexuk : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

grantmexuk

2 votes NegativePositive

521 days 8 hours ago...

great to hear an american who really knows what his country is all about

l2ecll2ulvl : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

l2ecll2ulvl

2 votes NegativePositive

521 days 6 hours ago...

God I will miss George.

And what is it with whites and their infatuation with dicks? Are we really that insecure about our small white penises?

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