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The Onion News Network - Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed To Children’s Healthcare

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  • Date 6/24/2008 4:42:31 AM
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Pharsical : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Pharsical

24 votes NegativePositive

161 days 10 hours ago...

Just wait until those angry kids take their passionate views on wasteful government spending to the voting booths this year...

sdsunick76 : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

sdsunick76

17 votes NegativePositive

161 days 6 hours ago...

You know sh$t is wrong when I thought that this was factual, and that the guy talking was Karl Rove.

rafey : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

rafey

27 votes NegativePositive

161 days 3 hours ago...

@ pharsical, actually if you read the special report tag at the bottom of the screen, it says children want more military spending to protect their toys D:

the woman`s deadpan delivery is brilliant. and the clip of the baby getting vaccinated made me hate childrens healthcare too

Pharsical : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Pharsical

12 votes NegativePositive

160 days 18 hours ago...

Heh heh, nice I missed that rafey. But there is no waste in defense spending.

Most of the time the weapons, vehicles, and facilities are totally unwarranted anyways. But tax dollars "reinvested" in the top income bracket trickle back down at some point...it may be 200 years from now when a descendant blows his inheritance in a Vegas casino tweaking on meth, but eventually it will stimulate the economy.

And the joy we all feel when a defense contractor and lobbyist score a fat chunk of those unused, neglected tax dollars...well, can we really put a pricetag on their laughter?

Euthphyro : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Euthphyro

Hidden (Show Comment) -12 votes

160 days 18 hours ago...

The only video clips are far funnier than the Onion Movie.

Though I am sure klav enjoyed the movie far more than the only clips.

Get you rocks off on that one scene eh klav?

Bollo Delux : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Bollo Delux

14 votes NegativePositive

160 days 16 hours ago...

I always knew kids were right-leaning anti social spending little bastards. You can see it in their cold hard eyes.

yes4me : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

yes4me

2 votes NegativePositive

160 days 15 hours ago...

NOOOO!
rofl but true.

MrFrunzi : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

MrFrunzi

-6 votes NegativePositive

160 days 15 hours ago...

Did anyone else laugh at the kids crying while getting shots?

storylady : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

storylady

1 votes NegativePositive

160 days 15 hours ago...

American kids don`t need healthcare, the planet`s enviroment will get em first, with US policies, GO GREEN, HUG A MARTIAN!

tuprexcunex : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

tuprexcunex

7 votes NegativePositive

160 days 14 hours ago...

who likes to be in a hospital??

Caramelman : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Caramelman

9 votes NegativePositive

160 days 4 hours ago...

Onion news, awesome!

well... we did ask them if they would agree to ... blah blah blah blah ..and a lollipop and they enthusiastically said yes!

i.dunno : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

i.dunno

4 votes NegativePositive

159 days 23 hours ago...

haha brilliant
theonion.com is a genious site...its best when ppl think that the clips are real

pinger : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

pinger

2 votes NegativePositive

159 days 18 hours ago...

Americans are so ridiculous, you see universal health care as some sort of communism. FFS

olthuggie : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

olthuggie

1 votes NegativePositive

159 days 5 hours ago...

Im an American And I think the idea Is Great.

However, ridiculousness is generalizing an entire country full of people based On whatever your machines propagate you through your brain valve.

I think the Onion Is trying to make fun of the way that anything can be fed to you, treating the Herd as children but giving It and authorative tone is very effective. and If You have no idea what I am talking about then you dont get it.

FFS

Paul Bizzo : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Paul Bizzo

0 votes NegativePositive

153 days 16 hours ago...

not really an important issue, Id like to see more attention given to the federal reserve and IRS, media really skips the important issues when it comes to politics, but thats my opinion.

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