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Anti-Masturbatory Cream

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posted by InsayneJayne
6/26/2008 11:19:05 AM

Views: 3600

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Sexual (non-nudity), Offensive

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GawdZdawG : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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158 days 2 hours ago...

Hmmmm. I`d just use A5-35

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REVSTER : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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157 days 11 hours ago...

DIRECTIONS.....RUB ONTO PENIS SEVERAL TIMES A DAY FOR 10 MINS......LOL

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Bombardier4.3 : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

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157 days 10 hours ago...

weird name for a penis moisturizer...

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TVX : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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157 days 3 hours ago...

Contains Habanero extract, Lye, Sulfuric Acid and a pleasant citrus scent.

From the makers of Chastity Belt!

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srvaughan121 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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157 days 2 hours ago...

is it anything like Icy Hot? (god, i can still feel the pain!)

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hellrazor : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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157 days 1 hour ago...

^Hey that shit hurts srvaughan... Back about 24 years ago I had this shit called "liquid heat" and decided to rub it all over myself and get into a nice hot bath.. Probably one of the stupidest things i did my entire life because after I managed to get to my bed i could not move for 4 hours due to excrutiating pain.

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tramskipper : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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155 days 9 hours ago...

WTF? Would someone actually buy this stuff in the store? Maybe the the people at your Jack-Off Anonymous group can get you some. "Hi, my name is tramskipper, and I`m a Masterbolic" There should be like a complete kit. The air freshener, the creme, the 400lb swedish woman named Ursula that will come to your house and "demotivate" you...

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