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Eternal Maiden Actualisation

Humanoid robot - designed by geeks for geeks. Japanese software and hardware developer Sega has developed EMA. Short for Eternal, Maiden, Actualisation - a 38 centimetre-high robot. Designed to be Gary Coleman's next wife.

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terryhuynh : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

terryhuynh

2 votes NegativePositive

76 days 13 hours ago...

Do scientists really think we need robotic technology like this? Or are they trying to fulfil some fantasy of doing it to machinery?

Rhaaaaa : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Rhaaaaa

30 votes NegativePositive

76 days 9 hours ago...

That slut is totally asking for it

noneother : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

noneother

-5 votes NegativePositive

76 days 9 hours ago...

news reporter....is so hot man

Vizreel : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Vizreel

5 votes NegativePositive

76 days 8 hours ago...

@terryhuynh

This is just something a bunch of dudes put together in a basement to make money off lonely people... it`s hardly science

PepperKing : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

PepperKing

Hidden (Show Comment) -15 votes

76 days 7 hours ago...

...the first step in rescuing a drowning victim is to bring the victim`s mouth and nose above the water surface. for further treatment it is advisable to remove the victim from the water. conscious victims may panic and thus hinder rescue efforts. often, a victim will cling to the rescuer and try to pull themselves out of the water, submerging the rescuer in the process. to avoid this, it is recommended that the rescuer approach the panicking victim with a buoyant object, or from behind, twisting the victim`s arm on the back to restrict movement. if the victim pushes the rescuer under water, the rescuer should dive downwards to escape the victim... ...drowning victims should be treated even if they have been submerged for a long time. the rule "no patient should be pronounced dead until warm and dead" applies. children in particular have a good chance of survival in water for up to three minutes, or ten minutes in cold water. submersion in cold water can slow the metabolism drastically. there are rare but documented cases of survivable submersion for extreme lengths of time. in one case a child survived drowning after being submerged in cold water for seventy minutes. in another, an eighteen-year-old man survived thirty-eight minutes under water. this is known as cold water drowning...

bugaboo171 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

bugaboo171

2 votes NegativePositive

76 days 5 hours ago...

^^^^ What`s that got to do with robots?

keithho : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

keithho

1 votes NegativePositive

76 days 2 hours ago...

men over 20?

Maybe we should send some of those teenage mother over there...

stbasdf : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

stbasdf

2 votes NegativePositive

76 days ago...

was that some fembot on fembot action going on there at the end??

Marvecko : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Marvecko

6 votes NegativePositive

75 days 23 hours ago...

"She can act like a real girlfriend"
"Adult oriented androids"

WTF, Sega... WTF?

I can imagine the weird shit coming from 4chan after this thing gets released...

Naruto_Freak_92 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Naruto_Freak_92

8 votes NegativePositive

75 days 21 hours ago...

make her taller then we`ll talk.

baldrodan : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

baldrodan

4 votes NegativePositive

75 days 20 hours ago...

@Pepperking: If it wasn`t funny the first time it`s not gonna get any funnier. Give it a rest, douchebag.

Tada : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Tada

-1 votes NegativePositive

75 days 20 hours ago...

Sure that`s sounds great...but it is semen proof?

KCTron : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

KCTron

0 votes NegativePositive

75 days 18 hours ago...

they should make small metal head guy ones that talk to you and rock out all the time hahaha I`d get one to hang out with for a laugh

darkangeledge : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

darkangeledge

5 votes NegativePositive

75 days 16 hours ago...

if she doesn`t get robot pms once a month i will buy it !

Infinitemonkeys : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

Infinitemonkeys

2 votes NegativePositive

75 days 15 hours ago...

"Shakes its groove things". Oh Japan, always a good source of engrish.

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