Jesus's disciples want to give him a present for his teachings and talk between themselves to what the present should be.
One of them suggest that Jesus never had a woman therefor they should provide one.They all agree.
The disciples go to Mary Magdalene and tell her all the story and ask her to spend a night with Jesus on their behalf as a thank you gift.
Mary Magdalene agrees and goes into Jesus's tent, after 2 minutes she comes out naked and runs away screaming.
The disciples ask her what is wrong but she runs away yelling in terror.
At that point they decide to enter the tent and ask Jesus:
Disciples : Hey what happened ?
Jesus : Mary Magdalene entered the tent she was very friendly and smiling and then suddenly she got naked
Disciples: And .. and and ?
Jesus: Well she had this awful cut between her legs.
Disciples: And and and ?
Jesus: I healed it.