Upgrade your browser!

Skip to Content

Asthma Attack

Matthew sets up Andrew to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Andrew is a little worried about going out with someone he has never seen before.

"What do I do if she`s ugly?" says Andrew, "I`ll be stuck with her all night."

"Don`t worry." Matthew says. "Just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don`t, just shout Aaauuuggghhh! and fake an asthma attack."

So that night, Andrew knocks at the girl`s door, and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. Andrew`s about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts, "Aaauuuggghhh!"

  • Views: 211
  • All Ages
  • All Ages

Tags Tags: asthma attack

Related Media

  • Video:When Snails Attack
  • When Snails Attack
  • A sloth named Herman is walking through the forest one . . .
  • Votes 3.67/5 - Views 154 - Comments 0
  • Video:Heart Attack
  • Heart Attack
  • A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart att. . .
  • Votes 3.76/5 - Views 224 - Comments 0
  • Video:When Snails Attack
  • When Snails Attack
  • A sloth named Herman is walking through the forest one . . .
  • Votes 3.42/5 - Views 592 - Comments 0
  • Video:Vampire Attack
  • Vampire Attack
  • Patient: Doctor, I think that I've bitten by a vampire.. . .
  • Votes 3.8/5 - Views 644 - Comments 0

View All



Rate This Joke:
Rate it 0.5 Rate it 1.0 Rate it 1.5 Rate it 2.0 Rate it 2.5 Rate it 3.0 Rate it 3.5 Rate it 4.0 Rate it 4.5 Rate it 5.0

3.97 out of 5 based on 42 votes

Rating Results:
Earn XP by sharing this video!
learn more

Joke URL:

Embedded Link:

Send This Video To A Cell Phone! Digg

Comments

Current View: / Show all Comments

Post a Comment:

Avatar


The Spikedhumor Drawing!Drawing Coming Soon!
Prize
Entry Dates: 9/8/2007-9/14/2009