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Feds Say Man Wore Diaper Full Of Heroin



NEW ORLEANS - Frank Keys Jr. faces up to 40 years in prison after he was found cruising down the highway with more than 200 grams of heroin in the diaper he was wearing, federal officials said.

Keys, 38, of New Orleans was charged Friday by a federal grand jury. He got in trouble June 3 in St. John the Baptist Parish, north of New Orleans, when sheriff's deputies pulled over the car he was in for a traffic violation, according to court documents.

The deputies and Drug Enforcement Agency special agents got permission to search the car, and a drug sniffing dog alerted them to the car's passenger side.

The occupants were ordered out of the car, and patted down. During the pat-down, "officers felt a large hard object in the pants area on Keys," according to a news release from the U.S. Attorney's office.

Keys told officers he was wearing a diaper and when they asked if there was anything in the diaper, he "shook his head affirmatively."

Officers then removed a package containing about 257 grams of heroin from the diaper.

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drinekrs : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

drinekrs

18 votes NegativePositive

81 days 18 hours ago...

lucky it was confiscated, otherwise some poor chaps gonna be doing ass heroin.

cavey : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

cavey

15 votes NegativePositive

81 days 18 hours ago...

^ i think that would be the least of a heroin addicts wories

Ripcaster : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Ripcaster

29 votes NegativePositive

81 days 17 hours ago...

He shook his head affirmatively?? Good thing he didn`t nod his head negatively! We`d all be really confused.

kingduck : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

kingduck

1 votes NegativePositive

81 days 15 hours ago...

"officers felt a large hard object in the pants area on Keys,"
poor guy got aroused by the cops really

demontrace : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

demontrace

7 votes NegativePositive

81 days 15 hours ago...

I see two mistakes that guy did that could have avoided him 40 years in prison:

Don`t drive like an idiot when you`re carrying drugs. How difficult is it to drive the speed limit, stop for 3 seconds at stop signs, and use your turn signals? You know you`re hot, yet you still don`t drive properly?

Finally, he was pulled over for the traffic violation. After he gets his ticket, or if they say they`re gonna let you go, you DON`T have to let them search your car, and they can`t keep you there. Once you have your ticket, or they say they aren`t giving you a citation, THAT`S IT. DO NOT GIVE THEM PERMISSION TO SEARCH YOUR CAR. Now if they have a K9 with them, that`s another story... You`re fucked.

stbasdf : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

stbasdf

-7 votes NegativePositive

81 days 11 hours ago...

or maybe no bring drugs on car! use a helicopter instead!!! chop chop chop chop chop chop, wweeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr wooooosh pew pew pew pew ok bye

craptastic1 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

craptastic1

3 votes NegativePositive

81 days 8 hours ago...

anything in the diaper?.....Ye, my shit. dig in.

jiggly : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

jiggly

3 votes NegativePositive

80 days 22 hours ago...

demontrace: You have a good point. If you`re carrying anything hot, you do not want to dick around with speed limits and such. But if you do anything at all that makes the cop nervous and you don`t give him permission to search your car, he will find a reason to search your car using "probable cause" and bring in a drug dog. If there is any residue on the outside of your car (and if you`re transporting drugs there will be a little bit) you`re fucked. That you are right, demontrace. Actually you`re fucked even if the drug dog takes a piss on your tire because that will give the officer probable cause to search your vehicle. You`re fucked either way. Point is is to not carry heroin in your car and not obey the speed limit.

kingkui14 : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

kingkui14

2 votes NegativePositive

78 days 20 hours ago...

druggies should just be killed so there is more room in jail for pedophiles like jiggly

samboosa : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

samboosa

1 votes NegativePositive

78 days 14 hours ago...

I say it`s kind of offensive to have pot displayed next to heroin (see picture). But yeah, drug dealers/druggies always get arrested because of suspicious driving, you`d think they`d learn...

Rappa : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Rappa

0 votes NegativePositive

78 days 13 hours ago...

I´m absolutely sure somebody told the cops about the drugs... i mean, isn´t it a little suspicious that they stoped the car for a traffic violation and they happend to have a drug sniffing dog? they are probably trying to protect the informer...

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