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The Greatest Warrior On The Planet

This ancient man could easily beat Chuck Norris, David Hasslehoff, AND Ted Danson all at once. Possibly the mind behind all martial arts...

posted by demontrace
6/14/2008 7:42:28 PM

Views: 12410

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Victorio : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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515 days 18 hours ago...

5/5 for skill

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Ninjzz : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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515 days 16 hours ago...

You never know long ago b4 he hit the booze maybe he was the top KGB marital arts trainer ....

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Ninjzz : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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515 days 16 hours ago...

And no he cant beat chuck norris
All Chuck did was look at him and he became the way he is acting now
POWER OF THE CHUCK

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M0re B33r : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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515 days 16 hours ago...

Why did looking down at his pile of shit make him stop?

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theBlueTick : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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515 days 15 hours ago...

The world has just gotten a little safer.

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Tada : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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515 days 14 hours ago...

This is just sooo bad, I mean without the Mortal Kombat theme and good camera angles he won`t look anywhere near that good.

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therogueranger : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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515 days 14 hours ago...

Ah, the lost master of drunken tai chi!

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dude_from_detroit : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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515 days 14 hours ago...

rufus stuntbum, bfk4LIFE!

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sideshow489 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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512 days 11 hours ago...

drunken boxing????

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Destregoth : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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512 days 11 hours ago...

"Why did looking down at his pile of shit make him stop?"

Because he came to the grim realization that his days are almost over and that he must pay for his sins.That "pile of shit" is from the remains of his latest victims.People this is a very dangerous man who has probably killed thousands of people.Fear him. Fear the man with arthritis. -_-

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ecko69x : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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512 days 11 hours ago...

When he took his hat off and threw it. He meant serious business.

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ApplStrudle : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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512 days 11 hours ago...

At 0:54 you can see closely that he`s practicing the `Temple of Doom` heart out of chest grab...

Don`t try this at home kids.

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Sev : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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512 days 10 hours ago...

Awwww. Hes just really horny is all. Thats how you pick up women, take off your shirt and start dancing. *drop it like its hawww. drop it like its hawww.*

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lionpunisher : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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512 days 10 hours ago...

YOU FOOLS, HE JUST BEAT THE HELL OUT OF AN INVISIBLE ALIEN INVADER, SAVING THE WORLD FROM DESTRUCTION!!!

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Phi : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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512 days 9 hours ago...

"You never know long ago b4 he hit the booze maybe he was the top KGB marital arts trainer ...."

What is that, some sort of zen? If he was the top KGB martial (not marital, that`s...something very different) arts trainer, he`d have been so while boozing. KGB = Russian. Duh. There was no `before he hit the booze`.

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