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No Feet, No Shoes

A boy walks up to a girl and asks, "If you didn`t have feet would you wear shoes?" The girl replies, "No". The boy then asks, "Then why are you wearing a bra?"

  • icerock
  • posted by icerock
  • Date 9/7/2008 10:59:30 AM
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