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Cellphones will kill you

You can pop popcorn with the microwave radiation produced by your cellphones. You're probably all going to get brain cancer. Thankfully, ditzy girls will be the first to go. Works best with 4 phones.

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kfox01 : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

kfox01

24 votes NegativePositive

519 days 1 hour ago...

Let`s try that with some testicles now.

Nightmare80 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Nightmare80

3 votes NegativePositive

519 days ago...

Use a headset then?

v No, I meant to avoid the harmful radiation when you use the cellphone.

pakitos : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

pakitos

0 votes NegativePositive

519 days ago...

^You mean you want to try it out? =P

Victorio : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Victorio

28 votes NegativePositive

518 days 18 hours ago...

That guy almost Tom Cruised that couch.

Settle down there champ.

DingoDango : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

DingoDango

2 votes NegativePositive

518 days 18 hours ago...

@Nightmare80

If you are in the middle of a big city, there are hundreds of thousands of cellphone transmissions bombarding you at any given moment. Think about that.

funberg : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

funberg

23 votes NegativePositive

518 days 14 hours ago...

The video is stupid. and to the people that think this is real Why are you even worried about cell phone radiation. We have all been exposed to enough UV rays to be sunburnt to a crisp in a few hours, and we spend a large portion of our long lives in the sun. why do you think that a cell phone that has no effect when used for many hours straight is going to have an impact on your life.

I have to wear a radiation badge to work and the amount of radiation at my elevation that is expected hasn`t changed since cell phones and Wi-Fi started popping up every where.

funberg : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

funberg

21 votes NegativePositive

518 days 14 hours ago...

Of course the DOE has officially stated that "there is no safe dose of radiation"

So throw out your computer, TV, smoke detectors. Don`t eat potatoes, bananas, spinach, milk, or any thing that has the essential(you need it to live) nutrient Potassium.
And one of the biggest sources of radiation exposure to people after sunlight is breathing air.
Seriously you will get more radiation by flying at high altitude a couple of times than you ever will from your cell phone.

JonTheGoose : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

JonTheGoose

7 votes NegativePositive

518 days 12 hours ago...

Ok, I know that this can`t possibly be real....

So how the fuck did they do that??

raithios : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

raithios

3 votes NegativePositive

518 days 9 hours ago...

excited dude is over acting his way right next to ugly chick...

gordon85 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

gordon85

4 votes NegativePositive

518 days 7 hours ago...

bullshit.

{MonZa} : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

{MonZa}

-1 votes NegativePositive

518 days 6 hours ago...

they probably shot microwaves from under the table.. or just from an angel the camera dident film

the_slick : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

the_slick

0 votes NegativePositive

518 days 5 hours ago...

{Monza} ^^ its ANGLE not angel....

Anyways, lets send this to the mythbusters..

Dirt Digger : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Dirt Digger

2 votes NegativePositive

518 days ago...

Yeah...nothing at all suspicious about that cloth over the table.

Tada : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Tada

2 votes NegativePositive

517 days 23 hours ago...

Nightmare80: So by having the cell in your pocket is going to make you safer how?

The whole problem with the idea that cell cause brain cancer is that for it to work it would have to cause cancer in your hand too, you know that thing that is in almost constant contact with the phone as you are pressing it against your ear. We haven`t seen any increase in hand related or head related cancers, so it`s all bullshit.

Also: Mircowaves don`t cause cancer, learn 2 physics.

El chupa cabra : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

El chupa cabra

-4 votes NegativePositive

517 days 18 hours ago...

Its really simple they preheat em in the microwave and then do this, theres always a few kernels that pop after a while even if you take the kernels out of the microwave

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