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Guy does instructional video for gardening on drugs.

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dettol-mojito : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

dettol-mojito

14 votes NegativePositive

183 days 22 hours ago...

gotta love legal herbs

Froomilius : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Froomilius

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183 days 20 hours ago...

I`ve done alot of drugs, either hes over-reacting or what I smoked wasn`t salvia and ive been missing out.
*EDIT*
THanks for the info, I did some research and found out im in one of the two countries that have made illegal. That never stopped me before tho, ill just have to look a little harder than most.

delt_osvp : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

delt_osvp

17 votes NegativePositive

183 days 19 hours ago...

just get some weed

DingoDango : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

DingoDango

39 votes NegativePositive

183 days 15 hours ago...

@ Froomilius

For salvia to work, you have to:
1.) use high heat (meaning you can`t do it from a joint, it has to be a bong or hookah with a torch lighter)
2.) you have to hold it in as long as possible.

also, having a 100x extract helps.

Salvia will make you trip like you`re on shrooms or acid. It`s a dissociative hallucinogen. Don`t do it alone your first time, make SURE you have a sitter. Also, get rid of ambient sound and light. Sound gets REALLY fucking obnoxious on salvia, like the opposite of pot. Optimally, you want dim lighting, quiet atmosphere, and as great a distance as you can between yourself and the nearest street you might decide to run into.

I got a BJ on salvia once and it felt like a train was rushing past me, and a thousand faces were sucking me off one at a time like a flipbook, from each of the traincar doors.

I highly recommend you never do that shit.

Victorio : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Victorio

9 votes NegativePositive

183 days 1 hour ago...

You don`t need 100x for it to work. It is almost like instant LSD but not quite. This video is probably real.

VegaObscura : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

VegaObscura

31 votes NegativePositive

182 days 23 hours ago...

Dingo, you can`t give us a story like that then tell us not to do it!

phr0st : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

phr0st

4 votes NegativePositive

182 days 1 hour ago...

salvia trips do get fuckin crazy. i tried 25x and i was hallucinating. it was fucked up haha. wish i got head though thatd be awesome

Seague : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Seague

10 votes NegativePositive

182 days ago...

Yeah, that is exactly how someone reacts to Salvia. I wouldn`t suggest gardening while on Salvia but a chair is nice.

Dingo, I sure hope you were feeling thousands of female faces. =>

happygolucky : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

happygolucky

1 votes NegativePositive

182 days ago...

cant wait to try this!

scsuh : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

scsuh

4 votes NegativePositive

182 days ago...

salvia trips, while being fun the first few times, aren`t really all that pleasant. i just remember feeling ridiculously heavy, and that perforated lines were pressing me into a chair. that, and everything seemed further away. but that`s pretty much it...

charuck : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

charuck

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181 days 22 hours ago...

Ain`t this the same shit "Obama" does?

mctwich : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

mctwich

5 votes NegativePositive

181 days 21 hours ago...

Dingo... that is one of the best lines ever.

kfou : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

kfou

4 votes NegativePositive

181 days 21 hours ago...

Nah, Dingo`s right, don`t do it by yourself or with others who have never done it the first time or you will end up walking in the street bare foot asking people walking by where is the nearest place you can find dorito dip. However when i got back to the flat, for some reason, singing about racist white people from texas chasing brown chickens seem like the best thing to do.

You only live once, Don`t ruin your ENTIRE LIFE taking drugs, Its shit and most of all You REALLY WONT have a good time trying to light a zippo lighter, but finding you cant because your not pulling down hard enough, but its funny so you sit down on the couch and ask someone else to try, but they can`t so you have jokes for about 3 hours until you remember the chicken song

Monkapotamus : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Monkapotamus

4 votes NegativePositive

181 days 20 hours ago...

hahahah FIVE

nastc1 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

nastc1

4 votes NegativePositive

181 days 19 hours ago...

I smoked 40x salvia once from a regular little bowl. Don`t need a bong lol...But yeah hit it hard and hold it for a good while...When I smoked it my vision appeared to be split down the middle and almost as if a mirror image on the left and right. Your thought process stutters over and over and over. My friend kept asking me how it felt and it was frustrating me because I couldn`t think of an answer for the life of me, I just kept saying "I don`t know".."I don`t know"...it`s fucking crazy...I didn`t even like it. Stick to weed.

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