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A Call To Jimmy Dean..God dammit.

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Randomosity : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Randomosity

5 votes NegativePositive

96 days 4 hours ago...

DYAM! He meant that shit, too!

Cullum : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Cullum

15 votes NegativePositive

96 days 4 hours ago...

Haha, if the way to a man`s heart is through his stomach, this man has been heart-broken.

JonTheGoose : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

JonTheGoose

11 votes NegativePositive

96 days 4 hours ago...

The man does have a point though. Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage is fucking delicious.

oddbal : LVL 47: VP 5: said:

oddbal

12 votes NegativePositive

95 days 7 hours ago...

Maybe its a wakeup call you fatass redneck.

Bombardier4.3 : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

Bombardier4.3

15 votes NegativePositive

94 days 7 hours ago...

the guy has a fat family of 5 people, whats 4 more oz. gonna do?

Aids_Sauce : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Aids_Sauce

-3 votes NegativePositive

92 days 4 hours ago...

Hahaha.. Americans..

Qubichi : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Qubichi

-2 votes NegativePositive

90 days 9 hours ago...

fe fi fo fum i hate a redneck

strickjh2005 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

strickjh2005

6 votes NegativePositive

90 days 8 hours ago...

Apparently to Texan men, size does matter, they want their sausage huge.

On a side note, maybe it wouldn`t hurt to weigh less than 200 lbs you fat fuck.

ballbag : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

ballbag

6 votes NegativePositive

90 days 8 hours ago...

uh...maybe if you didn`t have eggs, sausage and steak for breakfast your family wouldn`t weigh as much as a hum-v.

Ingenuity321 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Ingenuity321

6 votes NegativePositive

90 days 7 hours ago...

Hank Hill in real life.

therogueranger : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

therogueranger

3 votes NegativePositive

90 days 4 hours ago...

Sausage comes from pigs.
Pigs eat corn.
Corn is being burned as ethanol to placate you fat ass treehugging enviro-commie assholes.
Price of corn goes up.
The price of pigs go up.
The price of transportation goes up cause ethanol is not as BTU efficient as oil.
Fat Texan bitches about his breakfast, thus endeth my story.

sideshow489 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

sideshow489

1 votes NegativePositive

90 days 2 hours ago...

^^how do all ya`ll know this guy aint 6`7`` at 200 pounds?
his voice is fukn hilarious...

Dark_Enigma : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Dark_Enigma

0 votes NegativePositive

90 days 1 hour ago...

I`m sry but saying you want more of anothers man sausage is a lil funny

canadiandude : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

canadiandude

3 votes NegativePositive

90 days 1 hour ago...

I`m no doctor, though I`m sure this dude`s cholesterol level is wayyyyyyy too fucking high. Starts his day with Jimmy Dean sausage, eggs, and a T-bone steak. What the hell does dinner consist of????

NYCJockCub : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

NYCJockCub

0 votes NegativePositive

90 days ago...

It`s fuckin hot, hearing texan mens talk about 12oz of sausage.

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