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A Call To Jimmy Dean..God dammit.

posted by Decoy_217
6/8/2008 12:54:55 PM

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Cullum : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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538 days 8 hours ago...

Haha, if the way to a man`s heart is through his stomach, this man has been heart-broken.

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JonTheGoose : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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538 days 7 hours ago...

The man does have a point though. Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage is fucking delicious.

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oddbal : LVL 47: VP 5: said:

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537 days 11 hours ago...

Maybe its a wakeup call you fatass redneck.

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Bombardier4.3 : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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536 days 11 hours ago...

the guy has a fat family of 5 people, whats 4 more oz. gonna do?

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Aids_Sauce : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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534 days 8 hours ago...

Hahaha.. Americans..

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Qubichi : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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532 days 13 hours ago...

fe fi fo fum i hate a redneck

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strickjh2005 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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532 days 12 hours ago...

Apparently to Texan men, size does matter, they want their sausage huge.

On a side note, maybe it wouldn`t hurt to weigh less than 200 lbs you fat fuck.

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ballbag : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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532 days 12 hours ago...

uh...maybe if you didn`t have eggs, sausage and steak for breakfast your family wouldn`t weigh as much as a hum-v.

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Ingenuity321 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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532 days 11 hours ago...

Hank Hill in real life.

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therogueranger : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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532 days 8 hours ago...

Sausage comes from pigs.
Pigs eat corn.
Corn is being burned as ethanol to placate you fat ass treehugging enviro-commie assholes.
Price of corn goes up.
The price of pigs go up.
The price of transportation goes up cause ethanol is not as BTU efficient as oil.
Fat Texan bitches about his breakfast, thus endeth my story.

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sideshow489 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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532 days 5 hours ago...

^^how do all ya`ll know this guy aint 6`7`` at 200 pounds?
his voice is fukn hilarious...

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Dark_Enigma : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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532 days 5 hours ago...

I`m sry but saying you want more of anothers man sausage is a lil funny

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canadiandude : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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532 days 5 hours ago...

I`m no doctor, though I`m sure this dude`s cholesterol level is wayyyyyyy too fucking high. Starts his day with Jimmy Dean sausage, eggs, and a T-bone steak. What the hell does dinner consist of????

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