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Surgeons Cut 16 Washers From Penis

A MAN was operated on in Hornsby Hospital early today to remove 16 stainless steel washers from his penis.

Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3am.

It was not clear how the situation arose.

The man may well have thought long and hard about placing himself in the difficult situation.

Fire Rescue Officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers, before the man was taken into an operating theatre about 4.30am.

Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment.

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

The man was in a satisfactory condition.

It is believed the only lasting damage may be to his pride.

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cheeses christ : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

cheeses christ

30 votes NegativePositive

96 days 12 hours ago...

There is so much fucked up shit going on in that article. I cant process it all!

kturt133 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

kturt133

48 votes NegativePositive

96 days 12 hours ago...

Ahhh the natural impulse of the male brain. Stick it in any hole you find

oddjob458 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

oddjob458

33 votes NegativePositive

96 days 12 hours ago...

^Yea, but you`re supposed to stick in the hole AFTER you get hard, not before.

Tada : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Tada

41 votes NegativePositive

96 days 12 hours ago...

"The man may well have thought long and hard about placing himself in the difficult situation."

"long and hard"

MasterPlanz : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

MasterPlanz

7 votes NegativePositive

96 days 11 hours ago...

^^ Tada, I somehow missed that. Thank you.

rhuitron : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

rhuitron

-4 votes NegativePositive

96 days 11 hours ago...

^ Damn, I was about to post that.

You forgot one though,

"The man was in a satisfactory condition."

I`m loving it!

miksah2001 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

miksah2001

Hidden (Show Comment) -13 votes

96 days 10 hours ago...

That`s what you get from not pleasing your man, InsayneJayne.

justchillin67891 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

justchillin67891

14 votes NegativePositive

96 days 8 hours ago...

^ almost...

stbasdf : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

stbasdf

-6 votes NegativePositive

96 days 8 hours ago...

how did it fit

hellrazor : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

hellrazor

-4 votes NegativePositive

96 days 7 hours ago...

Why the hell did the man put washers on his penis to begin with.. Why the hell didnt he just jack off if he couldn`t get a piece of ass..

Cpt. Amadeus : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Cpt. Amadeus

15 votes NegativePositive

96 days ago...

at least he wasn`t fuckin` nuts.

yeah. puns.

Foamy : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Foamy

5 votes NegativePositive

95 days 22 hours ago...

Coincidentally I had a chat with a friend of mines (who works at a clinic)during lunch today about a patient he saw half a year ago. Apparently the man tried to have sex with a tree which ended up giving him cuts, leaving blisters which he thought were infections. For the whole day I retold the story to co-workers expressing that there isn`t a man in the world who is more retarded.

Then I come home to this. If it was one washer, I would let that slide, but 16?

magikmicky : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

magikmicky

0 votes NegativePositive

95 days 14 hours ago...

here`s a fun idea,i`ll try to get as many washers as i can on my spaghetti thin dick

TheDarkMagician : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

TheDarkMagician

0 votes NegativePositive

95 days 7 hours ago...

im sorry... it just may be me... but how do u even fit washers on ur penis... like i just dont see it

smokemylungs : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

smokemylungs

0 votes NegativePositive

95 days 5 hours ago...

What a Pencil dick lol seriously.
How could you even do that?!

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