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China revels in a UN report that found it has the highest smog levels in the world, a sure sign of China's progress and prosperity.

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6/3/2008 11:17:32 PM

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keithho : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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90 days 11 hours ago...

ok ok.. satire? 1/5

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craptastic1 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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90 days 10 hours ago...

^
wtf? you made me look up the definition for satire you asshole.

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Dark_Enigma : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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89 days 22 hours ago...

Shit me to. Screw you Keithho you and your fancy french book learning words.

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Cullum : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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89 days 11 hours ago...

^I thought satire was english...

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Verh544 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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87 days 7 hours ago...

They may have highest pollution now but at least they`ll get 100+mpg car standard before we do. They may also become new world power as they`ll be the new debt collector.

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MeBored : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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87 days 6 hours ago...

They pollute the most, but the population to pollution ratio is still lower than the US.

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TheW : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

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87 days 5 hours ago...

Best part are the scrolling "news" at the bottom.

Atheist patient at Bailey medical center in owasso. Somehow survives difficult surgery without the help of God.

I so love these onion clips. 5/5

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mph_ragnarok : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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86 days 23 hours ago...

I don`t know what you guys think when you hear about one country "owning" money to another. It is totally different from one person owing money to another.

China decided to buy american dollars because they think it will be good for them in the long run because the american dollar has traditionally been worth alot. This process has a good side effect for americans because the mere act of china buying american dollars increases the value of american dollars. That is the debt. It is not like the president of the US went to china`s central bank and actually took out a loan. Also, EVEN IF THAT WERE THE CASE, which it definitely is NOT, no country ever goes and says " hey assholes, pay us back now. "

Because pissing off another country like that is very bad on many levels, mainly economically, and you never wanna piss off the US like that. Plus, a recollection of debt shrinks the world and national money supplies hugely and nobody wants the US to have a recession.

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