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It’s been a big year for one of our favorite Hollywood Jessicas: five starring movie roles, a new fiancé, and a mini-Jessica (God willing) on the way. Next she’ll outshine one of Mike Myers more annoying characters in The Love Guru.

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2008 Maxim Hot 100 List - 34. Jessica Alba

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mostafa.redha : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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98 days 12 hours ago...

No. 34, are you freaking kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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rhuitron : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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96 days 17 hours ago...

* Fap Fap Fap* To that Lovely woman.

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shankedinthebunghole : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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93 days 8 hours ago...

should`ve at least been in the top 5

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duckie the duck : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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93 days 5 hours ago...

Down like, 32 positions from last year...

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Duadhe : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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93 days 2 hours ago...

/crys not fair. She`s the hottest one of them all.

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uTOZY : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

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92 days 20 hours ago...

why is lindsey lohan hotter than jessica alba?
someone please explain it to me
is it the FUCKING FRECKLES????

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ProfessX : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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92 days 10 hours ago...

shes number one to most of us, thats all that matters

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LeGranDuc : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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92 days 10 hours ago...

Alba in Fantastic 4.
Blonde and blue eyed.
Oh My GOD!

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Spartan0021 : LVL 47: VP 5: said:

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92 days 8 hours ago...

Fucking Hot MILF!!!!!

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SerBSPeeD : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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92 days 6 hours ago...

IS THE FUKIN HOBO DOWN THE STREET GONNA END UP IN FORBES NEXT??

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Dirt Digger : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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92 days 5 hours ago...

Beaten out by Lake Bell...OK. Proof that the staff at Maxim are on glue.

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DingoDango : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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92 days 3 hours ago...

I was outraged for a minute, but then I realized she`s all preggers and shit right now.

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Maimonides : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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90 days 21 hours ago...

^Pfft! As if that`d stop you. You`d do your best to give that unborn baby a black eye.

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skilless : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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90 days 18 hours ago...

#34 on the charts, but #1 in our hearts :)

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