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2008 Maxim Hot 100 List - 53. Jessica Si...

When the all-American sex symbol visited our boys in the Middle East, everyone, for a brief moment, forgot what all the fuss is about. She dons camo again in the upcoming Major Movie Star, playing a bubblehead celeb who joins the Army. Salute! “I had a blast serving food to the troops in my Daisy Dukes.” Request permission to love you, ma’am.

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2008 Maxim Hot 100 List - 53. Jessica Simpson

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pyranos : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

pyranos

9 votes NegativePositive

540 days 6 hours ago...

Dumb as a post but you can`t argue with those two...

LeGranDuc : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

LeGranDuc

0 votes NegativePositive

533 days 22 hours ago...

^ I totally agree.
She should never go brunette again though.

Dirt Digger : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Dirt Digger

0 votes NegativePositive

533 days 18 hours ago...

Looks like she took a dip in a pool of Astroglide.

Flynn_2006 : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

0 votes NegativePositive

533 days 16 hours ago...

^ no it`s just John Mayer`s lameness.

Dallaman : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Dallaman

0 votes NegativePositive

533 days 16 hours ago...

this ones mine too

Maimonides : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Maimonides

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532 days 8 hours ago...

Hey Jessica, wanna play Army? Okay, you just stand right here and I`ll pull out my gun...

Ready, aim, (fap...fap...fap) FIRE!

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