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Federal agents have arrested a man on charges of drug trafficking after finding a statue of Jesus made of cocaine at a Texas border crossing.

Bernardino Garcia-Cordova, 61, was arraigned Tuesday on charges of cocaine importation, possession with intent to distribute cocaine and conspiracy after an investigation by Border Patrol and Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents.

According to the criminal report filed by U.S. officials Tuesday, Garcia-Cordova offered a woman $80 to transport two religious statues across the border and deliver them to him at a bus station in Laredo, Texas.

A drug-sniffing dog alerted Border Patrol agents of the presence of drugs in a box that contained two religious figurines. One of those statues, a Jesus figure weighing 3 kilograms, was found to be made of cocaine.

"This seizure goes to show what extreme measures people will go through to smuggle drugs," said Janice Ayala, deputy special agent-in-charge of ICE's investigations office.

The Houston Chronicle reports that the statue was likely to have been broken apart in water, sifted through a strainer and dried before being bagged and sold. It had a street value of $30,000, the paper said.

Garcia-Cordova, a Mexican national, reportedly told officials the Jesus figure was destined for a Dallas drug dealer named "La AraƱa" or The Spider, according to the Chronicle.

If convicted, Garcia-Cordova faces between five and 40 years in jail on each charge, as well as a $2 million fine.

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draser : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

draser

25 votes NegativePositive

543 days 15 hours ago...

No wonder those Catholics are aways kneeling over in church.

pvt_ryan303 : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

pvt_ryan303

-3 votes NegativePositive

543 days 15 hours ago...

I`d pray to it too

Kanthalas : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Kanthalas

-7 votes NegativePositive

543 days 15 hours ago...

Awww Jayne you let me down. Clearly the picture should have been of Buddy Jesus from Dogma

http://www.truthaboutit.net/pictures/Buddy-Jesus.jpg

japes : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

japes

Hidden (Show Comment) -10 votes

543 days 15 hours ago...

Fuck jesus.

ckyvick : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

ckyvick

-4 votes NegativePositive

543 days 14 hours ago...

now you can snort the holy spirit!

Violetninja420 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Violetninja420

22 votes NegativePositive

543 days 14 hours ago...

Yeah but, will it blend?

And yes you do want to breathe this stuff in

Jester-Race : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Jester-Race

-4 votes NegativePositive

543 days 13 hours ago...

yay, another person arrested so we can waste our taxpaying dollars on something that should be legal

simply because as soon as he gets arrested, 1 kabrillion people will follow. prove me wrong, which won`t happen and i`ll give you a cookie.

japes : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

japes

-4 votes NegativePositive

543 days 11 hours ago...

Voting me down for not believing in the bullshit that is religion? You fucking sheep.

arthurus : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

arthurus

29 votes NegativePositive

543 days 11 hours ago...

if it was mohammed all kinds of people would be angry :P

durango421 : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

durango421

25 votes NegativePositive

543 days 7 hours ago...

I`ve seen statues of Jesus that "bleed" throught the eyes,this one makes You bleed through the nose.Not from the coke but prolly from the lead paint they used.

LaLush : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

LaLush

10 votes NegativePositive

543 days 6 hours ago...

that`s as bad as using bible papers to roll a spliff up with

gameseed : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

gameseed

0 votes NegativePositive

543 days 3 hours ago...

As if selling drugs wasn`t enough to go to hell. Overkill.

Thorno : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Thorno

1 votes NegativePositive

543 days 3 hours ago...

5/5 For the Cocaine Jesus title

Kanthalas : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Kanthalas

4 votes NegativePositive

543 days 1 hour ago...

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

cavey : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

cavey

-2 votes NegativePositive

542 days 22 hours ago...

lost did it first... :p

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