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Duke Nukem One-Liners

Truly a modern day poet.

posted by JonTheGoose
5/29/2008 8:21:08 AM

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metzman : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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549 days 1 hour ago...

Time to kick ass and check bubblegum, and I`m all outta gum.

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shackle : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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548 days 23 hours ago...

Balls of steel.

It`s my way or... Hell it`s my way.

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LeighCedar : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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548 days 16 hours ago...

ANd the best ones are all stolen any way. Bruce Campbell would kick his ass :)

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Alpha Raptor : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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548 days 10 hours ago...

they need to make a mod as ash

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JonTheGoose : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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548 days 7 hours ago...

Yea, i dunno why every starts repeating half way through. Sorry bout that, but it does stop eventually and goes back to normal at around 3:00.

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Aids_Sauce : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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547 days 15 hours ago...

Fuck that brought back so many memories.. One of those games that never got boring..

Anyone else remember letting the slimes eat you, then throwing god mode on and reviving.. then they would follow you around eating enemies for you..

Downloaded that Duke Nukem 3D, 2006 (High Res) version just last month.. fucking love it!

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someguy67890 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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547 days 10 hours ago...

ha, "your ass is grass, and i`ve got the weedwacker"....childhood memories

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RME : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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546 days 17 hours ago...

" I like big guns and i cannot lie, you other PC-characters can`t deny" XD

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WAKEupB4its2L8 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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546 days 17 hours ago...

Oh memories. Didn`t Duke Nukem 3D also have the side-game where you played as a ninja in a temple or something? And you when you saw bunnies fuckin` he`d make some great comment?

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willy313 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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546 days 16 hours ago...

^ No, that would be Shaddow warrior, but it was also made by 3D realms. It was a pretty cool game, also with some cool one liners "You are weak as a baby fart, go live in fear".

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doitforchuck : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

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546 days 16 hours ago...

Aids, are you talking about eduke32 and the high-resolution pack?
http://hrp.duke4.net/
You played Doom, Doom II, etc. on the Doomsday Engine?
http://www.doomsdayhq.com/

We need more of these classic games implemented in 3d/hires. Kickass.

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launchpad1242 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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546 days 15 hours ago...

I go where I please and I please where I go....

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Wysefunction : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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546 days 14 hours ago...

Mr. Burns?

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Vidder : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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546 days 14 hours ago...

LETS ALL REPEAT EVERY FUCKING LINE UNTIL THERE ARE NO MORE LEFT, JUST IN CASE WE DIDN`T HEAR IT...THEN WE CAN FUCKING READ IT.....YEAH BITCHES....YEAH BITCHES!!!!!

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