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Man Admits Having Sex With 1,000 Cars

A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."

He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.

Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.

But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.

Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California.

Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.

"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.

"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.

"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."

He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.

"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.

"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”

Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.

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daantec : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

daantec

4 votes NegativePositive

547 days 1 hour ago...

hes just like the guy that was on from the jerry springer show

durango421 : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

durango421

49 votes NegativePositive

547 days 1 hour ago...

Dude has got a thing for VW`s look out Herbie!!I guess between screwing a car or Lyndsey Lohan..a rusty car would only give you tetnis,a rusty Lohan who knows?!?

blizzloader : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

blizzloader

29 votes NegativePositive

547 days 1 hour ago...

id make love to a ferrari f40...

Lunearetic : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Lunearetic

44 votes NegativePositive

547 days 1 hour ago...

For sale: 2001 Ford Focus, automatic, 140,000km, excellent body condition, has been raped by a creepy man in his late 50`s.


Usually I say to each his own, but I think this merits a big "WTF!?"

kilopop19 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

kilopop19

44 votes NegativePositive

547 days 1 hour ago...

but, how?

thinkbolt : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

thinkbolt

30 votes NegativePositive

547 days ago...

^Yeah, where does he... you know...

Valaur : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Valaur

25 votes NegativePositive

547 days ago...

i wonder what the MPAA would think of this... "OK PG-13 for the thrusting and NC-17 because you can clearly see all the parts to the car. There`s so much sweat and oil it makes me sick."
"Errrr ma`am, thats because the hood is up and he`s giving her an oil change."

I just watched This Film Has Not Been Rated.... my bad.

Naruto_Freak_92 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Naruto_Freak_92

53 votes NegativePositive

547 days ago...

when you have sex with a car, you have sex with everbody that car has been with.

Violetninja420 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Violetninja420

36 votes NegativePositive

547 days ago...

"but, how?"
"Yeah, where does he... you know..."

Tailpipe....seriously, the exhaust pipe.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Carlove.jpg
^For the truely brave.

novaflash : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

novaflash

12 votes NegativePositive

547 days ago...

This might be good for the environment. If these freaks keep giving blowjobs to exhaustpipes this might solve the co² emission problems we`re having.

Tada : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Tada

38 votes NegativePositive

546 days 23 hours ago...

So if he rented a car, could you book him for buying sexual services?

megabyteme : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

megabyteme

25 votes NegativePositive

546 days 23 hours ago...

I think he just lowered the resale value of the Airwolf copter.

pimprocker : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

pimprocker

1 votes NegativePositive

546 days 22 hours ago...

what a pimp

Led Zeppelin : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Led Zeppelin

0 votes NegativePositive

546 days 22 hours ago...

Vninja I was thinking of the exact same image when I first read this lmao

Crimson Wave : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Crimson Wave

6 votes NegativePositive

546 days 20 hours ago...

"There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving."


XD, wow.

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