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5/27/2008 9:18:09 PM

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BurstAero : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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550 days 1 hour ago...

Fuckin geniuses, where did they go to school.

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-DressToKill- : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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547 days 17 hours ago...

PHEW!!..Well at least we definitely know now or not, no more sleepless nights lying awake and sleeping wondering if he is indeed or not dead or alive or even both!!!!!!!!!

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kintekobo : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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547 days 7 hours ago...

I think the expression "No-shit Sherlock" was made for this.

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Tmac911 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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546 days 22 hours ago...

But its true tho... hes either Dead or Alive i mean like LMFAO wtf else could it be

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-DressToKill- : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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546 days 18 hours ago...

He could be in Suspended Animation or even in The Twilight Zone, you never know!!!!!

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DraGa : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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545 days 6 hours ago...

He could be a zombie...then hes undead!

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DynamoHobbes : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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545 days 6 hours ago...

Who did the investigation? Schrödinger?

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Kanthalas : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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545 days 6 hours ago...

Well if we are looking at quantum physics. Objects can be in 3 states.

To explain this we look at Schrödinger`s cat.

"A cat is penned up in a steel chamber, along with the following device (which must be secured against direct interference by the cat): in a Geiger counter there is a tiny bit of radioactive substance, so small, that perhaps in the course of the hour one of the atoms decays, but also, with equal probability, perhaps none; if it happens, the counter tube discharges and through a relay releases a hammer which shatters a small flask of hydrocyanic acid. If one has left this entire system to itself for an hour, one would say that the cat still lives if meanwhile no atom has decayed."

Until we open the box we don`t know whether the cat is Alive or Dead, so its current state is Alive and Dead (Which we shall reference as Zombie)

Experts in this has managed to rule out the Zombie state so he must either be alive or dead.

EDIT: Dangnit DynamoHobbes, you beat me to it.

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thinkbolt : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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545 days 6 hours ago...

Dumb shits

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maestropk : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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545 days 4 hours ago...

oh crap I never realized this but i think im an expert too.

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TVX : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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544 days 23 hours ago...

Wow....... I`m speechless.

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Cahu : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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544 days 12 hours ago...

People agree to the fact that Bin Laden either exists or doesn`t exist. "We can at least give him that, it`s the least we can do" said a military spokesman.

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