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TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery.

The animal was locked up at a local jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances after it bit and kicked two men near a ranch in Chiapas state, police said Monday.

Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men's medical bills.

"Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed," Gomez said — "no matter who they are."

The owner, Mauro Gutierrez, told The Associated Press he would try to reach a friendly arrangement to pay the men's bills, estimated at US$420 (euro270).

The victims said the donkey bit Genaro Vazquez, 63, in the chest on Sunday and then kicked 52-year-old Andres Hernandez as he tried to come to the rescue, fracturing his ankle.

"All of a sudden, the animal was on top of us like it was rabid," Hernandez said.

Police said it took a half-dozen men to control the enraged burro.

Chiapas police have thrown animals in the slammer before, including a bull that devoured corn crops and destroyed two wooden vending stands in March.

In 2006, a dog was locked up for 12 days after biting someone. His owners were fined US$18.

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bushbasher85 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

bushbasher85

60 votes NegativePositive

552 days 10 hours ago...

Sounds like his only crime was being an ass.

pulpy.wulpy : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

pulpy.wulpy

3 votes NegativePositive

552 days 9 hours ago...

haha, clever comment :P

Tada : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Tada

1 votes NegativePositive

552 days 8 hours ago...

Well this should make PETA happy.

someguy67890 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

someguy67890

13 votes NegativePositive

552 days 8 hours ago...

does he have a cellmate?

rhuitron : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

rhuitron

Hidden (Show Comment) -9 votes

552 days 8 hours ago...

* Smacks head *

Oh god. What are my people DOING???!!!

Well, to be honest, this isn`t really a donkey getting jailed.
It sound more like they are in need of a kennel Or compound.
Just a place to hold the animals for the mean while the owner claims it.

So in essence, this a mis leading title!

Still funny. 5/5!

-DressToKill- : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

-DressToKill-

21 votes NegativePositive

552 days 7 hours ago...

I read that a few years back those crazy Mexicans arrested and locked-up 284 thousand ants for stealing sugar granules from the bakery!!!!!!!!!!

megabyteme : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

megabyteme

2 votes NegativePositive

552 days 5 hours ago...

My mule don`t like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you`re laughing at him.

tikis : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

tikis

1 votes NegativePositive

552 days 2 hours ago...

Wow does it get raped or what how does it drop the soap or what?

Csmack : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Csmack

5 votes NegativePositive

552 days 2 hours ago...

Poor Eeyore

-WOLF- : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

-WOLF-

4 votes NegativePositive

552 days ago...

his cell mate is sexy kelly and hes the stud

Cahu : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Cahu

0 votes NegativePositive

551 days 22 hours ago...

...the donkey is said to have been wearing two mysterious red globes in its two front hoofs, similar to those used in boxing

d1dgreat1 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

d1dgreat1

2 votes NegativePositive

551 days 21 hours ago...

Only 420 us dollars? Damn health care over there is fuck`n cheap, a fractured ankle

ckyvick : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

ckyvick

-1 votes NegativePositive

551 days 17 hours ago...

hahaha...US420

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