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Icelandic Phallological Museum

HUSAVIK, Iceland (Reuters) - Sigurdur Hjartarson is missing a human penis. But he's not worried: four men have promised to donate theirs to him when they die.

Hjartarson is founder and owner of the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which offers visitors from around the world a close-up look at the long and the short of the male reproductive organ.

His collection, which began in 1974 with a single bull's penis that looked something like a riding crop, now boasts 261 preserved members from 90 species.

The largest, from a sperm whale, is 70 kg (154 lb) and 1.7 metres (5.58 ft) long. The smallest, a hamster penis bone, is just 2 mm and must be viewed through a magnifying glass.

One species conspicuous by its absence is homo sapiens, but that may soon be rectified since a German, an American, an Icelander and a Briton have promised to donate their organs after death, according to certificates on display.

The American, 52-year-old Stan Underwood, supplied a written description of his penis -- which he purportedly nick-named "Elmo" -- for display alongside a life-size plastic mold of the member as well as his pledge to donate it.

Hjartarson said the Icelandic donor, a 93-year-old from nearby Akureyri, was a womanizer in his youth who thought having his penis in the collection might bring him eternal fame.

But vanity may make him rethink the offer.

"He has mentioned lately that his penis is shrinking as he gets older and he is worried it might not make a proper exhibit," Hjartarson said.

The specimens, most of which were donated by fishermen, hunters and biologists, are kept in glass jars of formaldehyde or dried and mounted on the wall, creating an atmosphere that is part science lab, part trophy room.

Hjartarson has paid for only one -- an elephant penis nearly 1 meter long that hangs, stuffed and mounted on a wooden board, in the museum's "foreign section".

He said he began collecting penises 24 years ago, when working as a school administrator, with little notion he would one day be running a museum devoted to the subject.

"It was just a hobby," he said, adding that the collection was relegated to his office until the inception of the museum.

Hjartarson maintains a light-hearted approach to his delicate subject matter, saying a sense of humour and a bit of intelligence are necessary to appreciate the collection.

"I hope visitors leave the museum in a better mood than when they arrived," he said.

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Jars filled with various animal phalli are on display at the Icelandic Phallological Museum in Husavik

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japes : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

japes

51 votes NegativePositive

49 days 13 hours ago...

He loves the cock.

RoughKnight : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

RoughKnight

Hidden (Show Comment) -10 votes

49 days 13 hours ago...

Insane Jayne`s secret hobby?

KMCS : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

KMCS

18 votes NegativePositive

49 days 12 hours ago...

So that whales penis is like huge right? I mean bigger than average? Not that size matters of course heh... its the motion in the ocean as they say... right? right....?

Fugaman : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Fugaman

Hidden (Show Comment) -9 votes

49 days 11 hours ago...

Gaay

Fatelessdestiny : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Fatelessdestiny

6 votes NegativePositive

49 days 11 hours ago...

the muscle has the largest penis in terms of ratio compared to any other animal on the planet...

Omnicron.4735 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Omnicron.4735

9 votes NegativePositive

49 days 11 hours ago...

& so that would make it a "love muscle"?

magikmicky : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

magikmicky

31 votes NegativePositive

49 days 11 hours ago...

whats the most active muscle in the female body?

the penis!

tkd4 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

tkd4

26 votes NegativePositive

49 days 10 hours ago...

Sigmund Freud would have a field day with this guy.

Hudelf : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Hudelf

9 votes NegativePositive

49 days 9 hours ago...

The guy is being selfish. I know he`s got a few phallic objects at home that he`s not sharing.

Arseface : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Arseface

-3 votes NegativePositive

49 days 8 hours ago...

"Sigmund Freud would have a field day with this guy."

Lol

smokemylungs : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

smokemylungs

0 votes NegativePositive

49 days 7 hours ago...

Hi I`m Sigurdur, I don`t have a penis, but I do collect them

d1dgreat1 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

d1dgreat1

18 votes NegativePositive

49 days 7 hours ago...

I will start a vagina collection. I`ll have live women mounted on my walls with their legs open.

stbasdf : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

stbasdf

2 votes NegativePositive

49 days 6 hours ago...

VV next poster: you have a hamster penis

Dead666 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Dead666

0 votes NegativePositive

49 days 6 hours ago...

wow i didnt know these kinda places even exist in this world. well this world is full of mysteries anyways.

yes4me : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

yes4me

2 votes NegativePositive

48 days 18 hours ago...

Fuck! I barely beat the hamster.

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