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Satan Leads The Dinosaur - Creationists

Creationists up their nutty selves!

  • Lord-69
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  • Date 5/18/2008 9:48:32 AM
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MaxPowers_00001 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

MaxPowers_00001

1 votes NegativePositive

568 days 11 hours ago...

Dont you just love story time!!! :)

d_ramirez07 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

d_ramirez07

4 votes NegativePositive

568 days 11 hours ago...

let`s follow this "logic" shall we...
1) God gave us free will (and apparently the dinos. too)
2) God knows/knew all.
Then did God know that Satan and the dinosaurs would "fall"?
and if He/She did why did he allow it to happen?

Everyone should google "The Problem of Evil" and what the philosophical argument has to say.

wholesome : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

wholesome

2 votes NegativePositive

568 days 10 hours ago...

that guy doesn`t speak for Christianity, he`s just trying to look cool on camera.

LMAO at 3:20`ish. Yeah someone`s smoking dope. I think its the guy with the toilet seat around his head playing with magnets.

truth-is-the-nemesis : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

truth-is-the-nemesis

4 votes NegativePositive

568 days 9 hours ago...

i love how creationist always say that something cant come from nothing, yet that is their entire argument in the first place. hypocrites!.

Lord-69 : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

Lord-69

-1 votes NegativePositive

568 days 9 hours ago...

^^ Whole: I agree no one speaks for everyone but its funny to see some offsprings of ideas :)

stbasdf : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

stbasdf

3 votes NegativePositive

568 days 9 hours ago...

wtf is a sexual millionaire

alberto_balsalm : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

alberto_balsalm

2 votes NegativePositive

568 days 8 hours ago...

wtf is he doing to that cherry with the pistol thing?

pokyme : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

pokyme

-1 votes NegativePositive

568 days 8 hours ago...

FAGBAG!

the_slick : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

the_slick

-1 votes NegativePositive

568 days 6 hours ago...

the devil did it!!! LOL...the biggest bunch of crap I`ve ever heard.

EntropY* : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

EntropY*

0 votes NegativePositive

568 days ago...

I now understand why mass murderers do what they do.

NYCJockCub : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

NYCJockCub

0 votes NegativePositive

567 days 11 hours ago...

OMG, I was totally looking for this clip!

Thank you! So fucking funny.

Nirah : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Nirah

0 votes NegativePositive

565 days 14 hours ago...

There is no "nothing" the empty space in the universe is something too...

And he is the one with the worst argument... because how did God come from nothing?

ChrissyChiChi : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

ChrissyChiChi

-2 votes NegativePositive

564 days 23 hours ago...

`that guy doesn`t speak for Christianity, he`s just trying to look cool on camera.`
Well he sort of does really, it is undeniable that with the scientific evidence we have today it disproves the idea of creation (along with many other things in the bible) completely. Many people seem to be in denial saying they can believe in evolution, dinasaurs AND still be a true Christian. That goes completely against what the bible says. You cannot pick and choose which sections to believe are real and which are `metaphorical` just because they get proven wrong..

These creationalists are fucking idiots, but they are true Christians so to speak. If you are a Christian you cannot believe in evolution and all that, it goes completely against what Christianity tells you.

Its funny seeing Christians trying to evolve their beliefs as their religion is proven more and more to be total bullshit...

If you are against slavery then you are going against the word of Jesus (`but jesus provides a moral guide shurely?`, nope he said alot of nasty fucked up shit that Christains try and avoid nowdays) `Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ`
There are many other joyous quotes buuut i think you get the idea, id be keen to hear what the Christians of this site think of this. Are you aware of some of the disgusting `moral` guidelines given in the bible? What are your opinions of them? Do you think its ok to just pick and choose which parts of the bible you should follow and pretend the rest never happened?

Darkslide : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

Darkslide

0 votes NegativePositive

557 days 14 hours ago...

Ok, so if a crocodile ever (by some "miracle") grows 900 years old, it will be as big as a T-Rex?
[randomness]Holy shit, stop nuclear testing on crocodiles![/randomness]
And why the hell does the preacher have a viking helmet and a toilet seat around his neck? Hm, maybe hes a fundamentalist...

redbaron13 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

redbaron13

0 votes NegativePositive

553 days 4 hours ago...

Evangelicals are funny half their explanations for shit aren`t even in the bible they just make it up as they go along to try and justify holes in the literature.

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