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In Cuba It's Close, But No Giant Cigar

HAVANA - Looks like it will be close, but no giant cigar, for Cuba's stogie-rolling king Jose Castelar. The 64-year-old former world-record holder has teamed up with five assistants, using nearly 93 pounds (42 kilograms) of top-quality tobacco to assemble a 98-foot (30-meter) cigar.

Castelar set Guinness Records for the world's longest cigars in 2001, 2003 and April 2005, when he completed a stogie measuring 20.41 meters, just shy of 67 feet. On Tuesday, he said he is shooting for a fourth title.

But Castelar, who learned the art of cigar-making from an uncle at age 5, is likely to fall short this time: Guinness says Puerto Rican cigar-maker Patricio Pena crafted a whopping 41.2-meter (135-foot) stogie last year.

Competition from cigar rollers in the Dominican Republic and Puerto Rico is stiff but friendly, driving Castelar to keep rolling.

"I'm working to take it to the maximum," he said. "We'll be back in two years with a longer one."

Still, in a colonial fortress across the bay from Havana's main drag, his team is now crafting a cigar so long and so thick — more than 2 inches (5 centimeters) across — it can never actually be smoked.

Rolled for display at government-run cigar shops, it will be stored under glass, like others Castelar has made in previous years. It will take five, eight-hour days of work before this stogie is ready for unveiling on Friday at an international tourism fair, Castelar said.

Hand-rolled cigars are one of communist Cuba's signature products. The island sold US$402 million- (euro260 million-) worth of them last year, with top markets in Spain, France, Germany and Switzerland. The United States is excluded because of its trade embargo against the island.

Castelar actually prefers to smoke cigarettes, but his first assistant, Antonio Gonzalez, worked Tuesday with a thick Cuban stogie between his teeth.

Made with three, progressively darker shades of bright brown tobacco and wrapped in newspaper for its own protection, their cigar stretched across 14 long tables lined up end-to-end. Markers indicated that in 2001, six such tables were needed to accommodate Castelar's super cigar, while his 2003 edition took up eight. By 2005, the cigar needed 11.

The stogie is so long that, as Castelar calls out orders, Gonzalez must repeat them to four other men stationed at different points along the cigar, relaying commands down the chain as if the men were aboard a submarine.

"Move forward!" Gonzalez barked, when it was time to roll one way, and then, "Let's go back!"

But if rolling the giant cigar sounds hard, imagine smoking it.

"The tobacco is smokable," Castelar joked, "but we're missing someone with the lungs for it."

And maybe a blow torch to light it, too.

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azntripledragon : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

azntripledragon

40 votes NegativePositive

74 days 3 hours ago...

instant lung cancer! FATALITY

Violetninja420 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Violetninja420

29 votes NegativePositive

74 days 2 hours ago...

Man i coulda used this dudes help on 4/20...

Dead666 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Dead666

0 votes NegativePositive

74 days 2 hours ago...

blunt sucks. bong FTW

KCTron : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

KCTron

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74 days 2 hours ago...

^ One hitters are my fav, any where any time haha

magikmicky : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

magikmicky

-1 votes NegativePositive

74 days 1 hour ago...

I`d sell all 3 of my sisters and a kidney for the world`s longest blunt....high times people high times!

Kanthalas : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Kanthalas

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74 days 1 hour ago...

Love Cigars. I can never figure out how they screwed up cigarettes so much. Tobacco is a sweet smelling plant, which cigars fully enhance for a rich flavor and smell. Yet Cigarettes are bitter and disgusting.

Of course chain smoking cigars would also be bad for you (money wise as well). I think I usually smoke around a half dozen cigars a year for various occasions.

alifeva1 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

alifeva1

-1 votes NegativePositive

74 days 1 hour ago...

It seems each year as I get older my cravings for whiskey, cigars, and peanuts are more and more prevalent. Must be in my blood.

I agree with you Kanthalas, A glass of milk and a cigar a few hours after a full course meal always seems to put me to bed. Very very relaxing aroma. Likewise I can only afford my Davidoff`s about once a month.

Acer_Vartan : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Acer_Vartan

2 votes NegativePositive

74 days 1 hour ago...

cigars are great... for those without a penis.

hellrazor : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

hellrazor

0 votes NegativePositive

73 days 23 hours ago...

I agree on the 4/20 Ninja.. Biggest doobie I ever rolled was 13 years ago, it was around a foot (me and a buddy smoked half before he passed out).. No on the bongs Dead.. Tho they give you a smooth hit with rarely a harsh cough, you cant scrape the resin (why I prefer the pipe).. Dont get me wrong, bongs are fun.. If you wanna get ripped quick, knife hits are the way to go, but are harsh on the throat.. Wow, sorry to get off track lol. As for cigars im gonna sound like a cheap ass but i like black n milds..

Shifty : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Shifty

14 votes NegativePositive

73 days 22 hours ago...

At least Cuba has free health care...

someguy67890 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

someguy67890

-3 votes NegativePositive

73 days 20 hours ago...

...

Jester-Race : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Jester-Race

4 votes NegativePositive

73 days 19 hours ago...

Coming from an experienced toker of over 10 years, I can say bongs are the best. They conserve the most amounts of weed, and in return get you sky high with less than anything else.

Joints are a waste of weed simply because continually burning paper with the weed still being lit wastes approximately 4-5 hits by the time it gets to the roach area. It`s quite easy to tell also when after you take a hit a lot of the smoke from the end continues to burn, especially with marijuana. Blunts are awful and are a huge waste of weed, even moreso than joints.

If you are inexperienced and don`t know how to extract resin from a glass bowl, then don`t bother with saying you know what you`re talking about when smoking. I`ve cleared out so many pipes and bowls with alcohol technique and balled it up I would be a king if resin was a city. Bongs give you a harsh cough sometimes if you are a champ and can clear the entire chamber with one shot (which most newbs dont) and it`s good shit.

As a matter on point of resin though, when THC burns only a fracton of it stays in the resin afterwards. The rest of it is a combination of tars and other weed byproducts that stick due to the nature of THC.

If you would like to have a competition, id be more than happy to. It`s not uncommon for me to smoke mid-grade quarter pounds in a day. Been there, done that. Good bud on the other hand, I can`t get past 4 big ones without having to stop. Good times.

the cold is coming : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

the cold is coming

-2 votes NegativePositive

73 days 18 hours ago...

^dam dude

magikmicky : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

magikmicky

0 votes NegativePositive

73 days 16 hours ago...

@ Jester-Race

You should teach a class or summit dude 5/5 for your comment

Violetninja420 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Violetninja420

7 votes NegativePositive

73 days 14 hours ago...

@Jester-Race

I agree with you for the most part, but when it comes to bongs conserving weed i strongly disagree. When i have very low bud and need to conserve i always do blades. Just ball your bud up into little dots and smoke them with 2 hot knives, i have glass ones but you can use metal butter knives just as well. If i were to use the same amount of weed in my blade sessions as i would in the bong, id have enough blades to get me, and 2 friends ripped. The bong is used around my place when herb is in abundance, not in short supply. I dont typically use bongs either, the water filters the smoke and as such filters THC.

Nowadays im spoiled rotten, i make oil from bud using butane. Purest oil ever and boy does it ever knock the newbs on their asses. I like bubblehash as well but its difficult to make and anyone i know who makes it has it sold before they`ve even started making it.

EDIT: Oh, and i dont like cleaning glass pipes with alcohol, especially if its isopropanol. It creates tiny flaws and imperfections in the glass that can compromise its integrity. Ive had glass pipes fall from waist-level and not break, whereas ive had glass pipes fall from ankle height and shatter. The difference, i cleaned the latter with isopropanol and the former i put in the dishwasher...

Besides, you dont really wanna smoke that rez anyways, it smells of ass and tastes horrid.

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