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South Chicago Heights- When he dies, a wooden coffin just won't do. It doesn't match Bill Bramanti's big personality. He wants something people will remember him by.

So the Glenwood village administrator ordered a specially made coffin that bears the design of something he knows well: a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer can.

Bill Bramanti, Glenwood village administrator, picked out his coffin and had it painted to resemble a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer can, Bramanti's favorite brand. For now, he plans to use the coffin as a cooler during family parties. (Mary Compton/SouthtownStar)

"I actually fit, because I got in here," said Bramanti - 5 feet 9 inches tall and about 280 pounds - leaning on the silver casket with a can of PBR in his hand.

Bramanti isn't dying. He just wants to be prepared.

"I'm going to use it as a cooler until I really need it," said Bramanti, 67. "You see, I'm going to get my money's worth. Hopefully I get to use it many times."

The silver coffin is laminated with the design of a red, white and blue PBR beer can. The inside contains a black liner to prevent seepage so Bramanti can store cold brews in it until he winds up inside. On Saturday, it was filled with ice and PBR. Bramanti thinks it can fit about 15 cases of beer and 150 pounds of ice.

Bramanti said he doesn't yet know how much the coffin will cost. He'll have to shell out $2,000 for the artwork.

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NorwegianDelight : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

NorwegianDelight

4 votes NegativePositive

61 days 21 hours ago...

Its just tobad that PBR taste like pee...

stbasdf : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

stbasdf

11 votes NegativePositive

61 days 20 hours ago...

^i heard it tasted bad too.

Violetninja420 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Violetninja420

17 votes NegativePositive

61 days 19 hours ago...

Getting buried in a life sized container designed in the same fashion as the product which will most likely be the cause of your demise...

I suppose ill be buried in a large pack of cigarettes, or maybe they can chop me up, roll me up and put me in the incinerator.

littlep2000 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

littlep2000

0 votes NegativePositive

61 days 18 hours ago...

Best beer ever, only cheap beer that isn`t water.

ckyvick : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

ckyvick

-2 votes NegativePositive

61 days 17 hours ago...

umm ive heard of shit like this...the coffin fucking doubles as a couch or a home entertainment system...fucking retarded shit aint it?

hellrazor : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

hellrazor

0 votes NegativePositive

61 days 16 hours ago...

Ingeneous idea, seriously.. Major flaw is even with the great artwork.. People will remember him as a drunk. If i was to follow suit with this guy, my coffin would resemble a pack of marlboros or a bottle of Jack Daniels.

KingKui : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

KingKui

-6 votes NegativePositive

61 days 16 hours ago...

I had sex with Jayne in a coffin.

gremwood : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

gremwood

1 votes NegativePositive

61 days 15 hours ago...

"I would die for one."

tikis : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

tikis

19 votes NegativePositive

61 days 15 hours ago...

hah insaynejayne would like to be buried in a giant dildo

SensiBreeze (Admin) : LVL 49: VP 5: said:

SensiBreeze

0 votes NegativePositive

61 days 11 hours ago...

if you`re gonna go for the cream of the crap, go for Olympia.

draser : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

draser

8 votes NegativePositive

61 days 10 hours ago...

^^ I would like to bury my cock inside insaynejayne.

krisium : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

krisium

0 votes NegativePositive

61 days 9 hours ago...

PBR is great beer. Living in WI lots of us drink pbr all the time. This guy is the man. And I love his idea of using it as a cooler.

Agreed sensi olympia might be the worst beer on the planet.

Dead666 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Dead666

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61 days 5 hours ago...

jayne i love you......................
so fucking much... that ....
words .... cant
..... describe..... it....

the cold is coming : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

the cold is coming

-5 votes NegativePositive

60 days 15 hours ago...

^psshh douche.

Dead666 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Dead666

-6 votes NegativePositive

60 days 8 hours ago...

^stfu asswipe

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