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this bible-basher is soo ignorant & self righteous that its almost laughable, the funny thing though is that he believe's it all!!!.

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5/11/2008 12:19:12 AM

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cheerio : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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571 days ago...

Wow...this guy is an embarrassment to christianity.

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frederik99 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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571 days ago...

you mean to humanity

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Dweebster : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

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570 days 23 hours ago...

Noah was a helluva engineer apparently... to build that by himself. Where`d he get all those nails?

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EntropY* : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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570 days 23 hours ago...

"Have you ever murdered someone"

Getting close.

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battle : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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570 days 23 hours ago...

"they think they are getting money, but they`re getting jesus"

sounds like an STD....

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Est : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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570 days 23 hours ago...

Wait, what?

"They will be soon going to hell... I hope that`s not the cops."

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Trizza : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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570 days 22 hours ago...

Is this guy for real?
Coca cola headband. wtf?

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Sabu : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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570 days 22 hours ago...

i don`t think showing a metalhead a banana is going to convince him to become Christian....

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2ndhandsmoker : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

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570 days 21 hours ago...

^Dude the banana is symbolic of Jesus` penis. When you`re eating a banana, you`re eating Jesus` penis, because he wanted you to... Right?

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gnomestealshoes : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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570 days 17 hours ago...

When you`re looking for parking the best thing to have is Jesus.

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MysticMan : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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570 days 15 hours ago...

Selling your sole for a coke?

Accept jesus and i will get you a coke? oohh yup sold me. who do i have to accept for a big mac?

The saying goes "money is the root of evil" so he lures people with evil and spreads the word of jesus with evil?

Jesus will proved a parking spot
"The lord will provide"
All i want for christmas is a parking spot, oohh he aims high. next year he will ask for an oil rag.

"What do you want when you get to heaven?" a car to take his parking space.

The ark looks like a banana? he was definatly licking toads the night before.

"There is a message in every banana" I thought that was only fortune cookies
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*Let your body sing, Ba na na na na nanana, let your body sing*

^ An aussie add for banana`s

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Monstiere81 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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570 days 15 hours ago...

And of course, carbon-dating showing that objects are millions of years old are false. It`s just those bastard Thetans tricking us again. Damn you, Xenu!

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Dont_just_stare_at_it : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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570 days 13 hours ago...

funny.

and for those of you who are a bit dim.... it isnt real, its just a joke

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Phanto : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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570 days 5 hours ago...

*palmface*

this guy is an insult to human intelligence

But the people he interviewed didn`t seemed very bright either. I guess he kept only the ones who didn`t questioned his sanity during the montage.

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PaperNexus : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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569 days 14 hours ago...

This is just a normal, mainstream christian. Look at the stats if you dont believe me.

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