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Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge? A: Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door. Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge? A: Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door. Q: All of the animals of the world went to a convention. Which animal did not go? A: The giraffe. It was still in the fridge. Q: You need to cross a stream filled with crocodiles and piranhas and other man-eating beasts. How do you do it? A: You just go ahead and cross. All of the animals are at the convention.

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Unmannedperson : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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14 days 16 hours ago...

This is the better version of a joke uploaded a few days ago.

Admins please format this!

teddyjex2 : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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13 days 20 hours ago...

um it says the stream IS filled with man eating beasts so how are they at the convention
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