Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
`My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.`
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.
`My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.`
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
`My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.`
With that the wolf jumps up and screams, `Will you knock it off,
I`m trying to take a shit!`
