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An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.

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truth-is-the-nemesis : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

truth-is-the-nemesis

-7 votes NegativePositive

17 days ago...

to all who believe heavily in these ideas i have a simple test for you.

make `thermite` of your own, and see if you can get it to burn horizontally?.

NYCJockCub : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

NYCJockCub

18 votes NegativePositive

16 days 20 hours ago...

Fuckin funny as hell.

The South Park treatment of 9/11 conspiracies is still the wittiest, tho.

bd_nursey : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

bd_nursey

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16 days 18 hours ago...

That was good :P

And I don`t believe in the thermite theory per say... but I do believe it was a controlled demolition and the US government orchestrated the entire thing to get us in to a meaningless war against a sovereign nation....

and that`s my 2 cents.

Randomosity : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Randomosity

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16 days 18 hours ago...

So who gives a damn about the opinion of a mongoloid `tardicon who can`t even spell `per se`?

lemmyrules : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

lemmyrules

0 votes NegativePositive

15 days 23 hours ago...

www.zeitgeistmovie.com

A Documentary based on the world we live in today

Chapter I-Religion
Chapter II-9/11
Chapter III-Central Bank of America

Ignorance is never an excuse when enlightenment is refused.

Shadowflare : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Shadowflare

20 votes NegativePositive

8 days 5 hours ago...

"Why is Osama Bin Laden safe in...somewhere?"

neo214 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

neo214

2 votes NegativePositive

8 days 5 hours ago...

Hahaha, I love the twist on this!

alberto_balsalm : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

alberto_balsalm

4 votes NegativePositive

8 days 5 hours ago...


"chunk of cheese originally purchased as ingredient becomes entire meal"

fryser_d : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

fryser_d

-5 votes NegativePositive

8 days 4 hours ago...

"yes me and Bush... we go out... we hang..." hahahaha!

"We flew an enormous plane into a building" ...please. The WTC was SPECIFICALLY CONSTRUCTED to sustain multiple plane crashs.

Dark_Enigma : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Dark_Enigma

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8 days 4 hours ago...

I`ll shut this down reall quick its something that has never been said about the wtc and why its impossible for it to be a terrorist attack the planes hit above mid section of the buildings so the buildings should not collapse on its self are fall at all and if it should fall the beginning section above the strike zone should fall only. think about that...

by the way that was funny lol and this is about to become a wtc conspiracy thread lol

Jester-Race : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Jester-Race

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8 days 4 hours ago...

LOL

why is osama been safe in... somewhere....

like with all of our technology we can`t find a fucking person in a cave

elpapisimo : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

elpapisimo

7 votes NegativePositive

8 days 4 hours ago...

oh man that was hilarious
5/5

drzdo : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

drzdo

8 votes NegativePositive

8 days 3 hours ago...

"I`ll shut this down reall quick its something that has never been said about the wtc and why its impossible for it to be a terrorist attack the planes hit above mid section of the buildings so the buildings should not collapse on its self are fall at all and if it should fall the beginning section above the strike zone should fall only. think about that..."

Yes, never been said because it`s idiotic. By that rationale, you could drop the Empire State building on top of the Sears Tower and only the ESB would suffer damage.

Dark_Enigma : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Dark_Enigma

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8 days 3 hours ago...

^ no you douch they both would be damaged but one would suffer more damge if you ever studied architectural structure, you cant make something of that structure collapse on its self from attacking the top its impossible

neon neophyte : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

neon neophyte

-1 votes NegativePositive

8 days 3 hours ago...

WTC 7.

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