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Bin-Bag Darth Vader Strikes Jedi


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A DRUNK man wearing a bin-liner and a cape attacked the founder of a Jedi church while shouting "Darth Vader", a court has heard.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, a 27-year-old from Anglesey in England’s west, admitted to committing two counts of common assault after drunkenly attacking two men with a metal crutch, the BBC reported.

The court was told that Jedi church founder and Star Wars fan Barney Jones and his cousin Michael were filming themselves playing with light sabres in a backyard before Hughes jumped over a garden wall.

Hughes had consumed more than half of a 10 litre cask of wine before the attack, the court heard.

The court was told Hughes did not remember the attack until he read about it later in a newspaper, and where the crutch had come from was still a mystery to him.

Prosecutor Nia Lloyd told the court that Hughes was laughing as he was striking the cousins.

“He was wearing a black bin bag and a cape and had a metal crutch in his hand,” Ms Lloyd said.

She said Hughes hit the church founder in the head and the second man in the thigh.

The men suffered minor injuries.

Hughes’ lawyer Frances Jones said alcohol was “ruining” his client’s life.

Hughes will next face court on May 13.

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Tajumera : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Tajumera

70 votes NegativePositive

259 days 5 hours ago...

Ahhhh.... the empire strikes back.

thebeardedhonky : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

thebeardedhonky

26 votes NegativePositive

259 days 5 hours ago...

I`d kill to have a picture of that guy in his get-up.

japes : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

japes

9 votes NegativePositive

259 days 4 hours ago...

Pretty much deserved it for forming a `jedi church`.

Led Zeppelin : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Led Zeppelin

3 votes NegativePositive

259 days 4 hours ago...

^and for filming themselves fighting with lightsabers lmao. I say let the guy go free that must have looked hilarious.

Ingenuity321 : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

Ingenuity321

37 votes NegativePositive

259 days 4 hours ago...

"Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Sleep!"

Cipher : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Cipher

-2 votes NegativePositive

259 days 4 hours ago...

You already voted on this article changing it from a 5 to a 5.
hehehe

Tada : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Tada

31 votes NegativePositive

259 days 4 hours ago...

"The court was told that Jedi church founder and Star Wars fan Barney Jones and his cousin Michael were filming themselves playing with light sabres in a backyard..."

I snickered.

magikmicky : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

magikmicky

25 votes NegativePositive

259 days 3 hours ago...

why didn`t they use the force?

21stCenturyDigitalBoy : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

21stCenturyDigitalBoy

25 votes NegativePositive

259 days 3 hours ago...

The Emperor made him do it.

Acer_Vartan : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Acer_Vartan

2 votes NegativePositive

259 days 2 hours ago...

sometimes two wrongs make a right.

WilliVanilli : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

WilliVanilli

26 votes NegativePositive

259 days ago...

if drunkenly attacking nerds while dressed up as an off brand Darth Vader is wrong, i don`t wanna be right.

rybear4513 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

rybear4513

-3 votes NegativePositive

259 days ago...

8==D

IamDAN : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

IamDAN

31 votes NegativePositive

258 days 21 hours ago...

He drank over 5 litres of wine. How in the hell could he even walk? The force is indeed strong with that one.

eatfire : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

eatfire

0 votes NegativePositive

258 days 19 hours ago...

HILARIOUS


Wow, that sounds so surreal...
I`d expect this on some well written nerd referencing show (Family Guy perchance?) , the fact that this actually occurred makes it so priceless!

HAHAHAHA

draser : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

draser

6 votes NegativePositive

258 days 18 hours ago...

"Hughes will next face court on May 13."

He should face the Jedi council, but this does remind me of episode VI when Luke faces Vader and says "I will not fight you father" then gets his ass kicked.

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