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Im Mark Twain Bitch

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Randomosity : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Randomosity

5 votes NegativePositive

88 days 2 hours ago...

Now, see, that made me chuckle. (which gives you an idea of how twisted I really am!)

Gumpster : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Gumpster

8 votes NegativePositive

88 days 1 hour ago...

I laughed, it was funny.

klavlav : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

klavlav

1 votes NegativePositive

87 days 12 hours ago...

There aren`t enough stars to do this vid justice. 5/5 for Terry alone. "Va-juno". Instant classic.

thinkbolt : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

thinkbolt

0 votes NegativePositive

79 days 15 hours ago...

OMG! Brilliant! Who is this guy??

mario867 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

mario867

-2 votes NegativePositive

79 days 13 hours ago...

Hahahahahhaha..ahhh.......chris crocker sucks

Decoy_217 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Decoy_217

0 votes NegativePositive

79 days 12 hours ago...

Here`s a dollar bill, let me put it in your vagina. Fucking awesome. 5/5

scanjet : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

scanjet

2 votes NegativePositive

79 days 12 hours ago...

Spike Feresten did it first!

saint322 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

saint322

1 votes NegativePositive

79 days 10 hours ago...

That`s the first thing I`ve laughed my ass off about in quite a while.

MaxPowers_00001 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

MaxPowers_00001

2 votes NegativePositive

78 days 22 hours ago...

Mark Twain Just told me to go fuck myself...... sigh, never thought i`d have to say that again..

yepitsbooker : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

yepitsbooker

2 votes NegativePositive

77 days 11 hours ago...

"who would survive? america"
LOL

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