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Suck On That, Atheists!

At first, I couldn`t decide if this was serious or satire.

posted by thinkbolt
4/22/2008 6:03:28 AM

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draser : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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584 days 5 hours ago...

Holy shit, he`s RIGHT!!! and if you apply this same logic then Scientology is right too!!!! I better get to church on Sunday and then go to my local Scientology center, come on guys lets go!!

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bm28651 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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584 days 5 hours ago...

It is a miracle that God didn`t make me an mindless zombie like those Darwinists. Just think of all those stupid people who win Darwin awards. This proves that Darwinism is Stupid.

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psychologyprofessor : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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584 days 4 hours ago...

No thinking allowed = faith.

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NYCJockCub : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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584 days 4 hours ago...

Not so subtle satire, in the end . . .

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Onisama : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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584 days 3 hours ago...

If I met god, he would be already dead...

So there`s my proof that god doesn`t exist.

Anymore...

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Est : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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584 days 1 hour ago...

God looks like a gigantic floating tin of beans with a sell-by date of "The rapture". Prove me wrong. Can`t? It must be true.

Awesome logic.

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tremor1521 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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584 days 1 hour ago...

"Everything in God`s creation must have been created by God." - 1:29

Sounds easy enough. Just one question. Who created God?

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Dave Says : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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584 days ago...

^the question "who created god?" is more simple minded than you might ever imagine, though you might think the opposite. you assume man has the ability to know everything, never forget you are confined to human mind and logic.

the faith of science is that it can explain everything eventually.

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x60sec-Assassinx : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

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584 days ago...

Fuck this vid.

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zaiyar : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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583 days 23 hours ago...

Wow, Dave Says just took this link to a whole new level of stupid.

Let`s review the underlying logic there: "Science is limited by the human mind which is not very good because I said so, so no matter what it will never ever explain everything, therefore most things you think you already know and understand are most likely false".

And if that doesn`t make you an idiot, how about that religion is also limited by the human mind and that everything you think you already know and understand is most likely false by your own logic?

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Wonfis : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

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583 days 22 hours ago...

^^^There is no evidence to show that man cannot understand, know or reason out everything, so shut the hell up and stop trying to sound clever.

Kudos to this guy for making the video.

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Aeroboy : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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583 days 19 hours ago...

Have You been touched by His Noodly Appendage yet?

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Daleran : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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583 days 19 hours ago...

HAHAHA!!!!! This is hilarious. It makes fun of Christian philosophy and ontological arguments. I like the light switch for the brain at the end.

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magikmicky : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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583 days 19 hours ago...

You can`t prove that God DOES exsist and you can`t prove that God DOESN`T exsist

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ckyvick : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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583 days 19 hours ago...

this is exactly applicable to evolution as well, all made up to control you and keep you ignorant. fuck religion and fuck evolution, i believe in zeus

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