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At first, I couldn`t decide if this was serious or satire.

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draser : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

draser

28 votes NegativePositive

171 days 20 hours ago...

Holy shit, he`s RIGHT!!! and if you apply this same logic then Scientology is right too!!!! I better get to church on Sunday and then go to my local Scientology center, come on guys lets go!!

bm28651 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

bm28651

19 votes NegativePositive

171 days 19 hours ago...

It is a miracle that God didn`t make me an mindless zombie like those Darwinists. Just think of all those stupid people who win Darwin awards. This proves that Darwinism is Stupid.

psychologyprofessor : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

psychologyprofessor

23 votes NegativePositive

171 days 18 hours ago...

No thinking allowed = faith.

NYCJockCub : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

NYCJockCub

15 votes NegativePositive

171 days 18 hours ago...

Not so subtle satire, in the end . . .

Onisama : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Onisama

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171 days 18 hours ago...

If I met god, he would be already dead...

So there`s my proof that god doesn`t exist.

Anymore...

Est : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

Est

27 votes NegativePositive

171 days 15 hours ago...

God looks like a gigantic floating tin of beans with a sell-by date of "The rapture". Prove me wrong. Can`t? It must be true.

Awesome logic.

tremor1521 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

tremor1521

17 votes NegativePositive

171 days 15 hours ago...

"Everything in God`s creation must have been created by God." - 1:29

Sounds easy enough. Just one question. Who created God?

Dave Says : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Dave Says

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171 days 14 hours ago...

^the question "who created god?" is more simple minded than you might ever imagine, though you might think the opposite. you assume man has the ability to know everything, never forget you are confined to human mind and logic.


the faith of science is that it can explain everything eventually.

x60sec-Assassinx : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

x60sec-Assassinx

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171 days 14 hours ago...

Fuck this vid.

zaiyar : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

zaiyar

20 votes NegativePositive

171 days 14 hours ago...

Wow, Dave Says just took this link to a whole new level of stupid.

Let`s review the underlying logic there: "Science is limited by the human mind which is not very good because I said so, so no matter what it will never ever explain everything, therefore most things you think you already know and understand are most likely false".

And if that doesn`t make you an idiot, how about that religion is also limited by the human mind and that everything you think you already know and understand is most likely false by your own logic?

Wonfis : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

Wonfis

-2 votes NegativePositive

171 days 12 hours ago...

^^^There is no evidence to show that man cannot understand, know or reason out everything, so shut the hell up and stop trying to sound clever.

Kudos to this guy for making the video.

Aeroboy : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Aeroboy

23 votes NegativePositive

171 days 10 hours ago...

Have You been touched by His Noodly Appendage yet?

Daleran : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Daleran

10 votes NegativePositive

171 days 10 hours ago...

HAHAHA!!!!! This is hilarious. It makes fun of Christian philosophy and ontological arguments. I like the light switch for the brain at the end.

magikmicky : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

magikmicky

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171 days 10 hours ago...

You can`t prove that God DOES exsist and you can`t prove that God DOESN`T exsist

ckyvick : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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171 days 10 hours ago...

this is exactly applicable to evolution as well, all made up to control you and keep you ignorant. fuck religion and fuck evolution, i believe in zeus

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