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Of course, some people never retire... Old golfers never retire, they just lose their drive. Old lumberjacks never retire, they just pine away. Accountants don't retire, they just lose their balance. And bank managers don't retire, they just lose interest. But what about vehicle mechanics? They re-tire every day!

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