One day a priest went to his backyard to check on his chicken coop. When he was there he noticed that his only rooster was missing. So during the next mass he asked, "Who has seen a cock?", then all the women in the church raised their hands. "No, I mean who has seen a cock that is not theirs?", then all the women and some of the men raised their hands. "Oh for goodness sake, who has seen my cock?!" Then all the choir boys raised their hands!
