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Joe here shows how easy it is to write pearl scripting using Windows Vista Speech Recognition

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Squints182003 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Squints182003

1 votes NegativePositive

142 days 1 hour ago...

Another Brilliant Upload.

Rite O` Chap

thinkbolt : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

thinkbolt

5 votes NegativePositive

141 days 23 hours ago...

I enjoyed this.

Omnicron.4735 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Omnicron.4735

5 votes NegativePositive

141 days 17 hours ago...

I laughed so hard I think I spit up my pancreas.
5+/5

Dooobs : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Dooobs

4 votes NegativePositive

141 days 17 hours ago...

Ahh Ive seen this so many times, and its always great it kinda reminds me of top gear when clarkson is trying to program that numbers into that car, friggen hilarious.

5/5

squishyspanky : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

squishyspanky

4 votes NegativePositive

141 days 16 hours ago...

This was really funny.

But it wasn`t a realistic use of the speech recognition, as he kept talking into it casually and wondering why it came up with the text.

It was very funny as a joke video, however if he was being serious it`s poor on his side.

GB! : LVL 65: VP 5: said:

GB!

12 votes NegativePositive

140 days 14 hours ago...

its a real time saver

Phanto : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Phanto

-7 votes NegativePositive

140 days 6 hours ago...

I`ve seen freeware voice recognition programs that worked better than this 8 years ago

shnagabad : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

shnagabad

2 votes NegativePositive

137 days 16 hours ago...

wow. it`s so easy guys.

fireburner12 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

fireburner12

7 votes NegativePositive

132 days 10 hours ago...

it is easy, this guy is just retarded.

Ingenuity321 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Ingenuity321

7 votes NegativePositive

132 days 10 hours ago...

I`m so happy I was born with hands right now.

Oh Joo dunno : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Oh Joo dunno

4 votes NegativePositive

132 days 8 hours ago...

this shit is so fuck hill are us delete hill are us fucking piece of shit delete select all delete alright fuck thus.

This shit is so fucking hilarious! ^I actually used speech recognition to write this comment...but that shit didnt work out.

phantomcircuit : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:2007 Winner

phantomcircuit

3 votes NegativePositive

132 days 7 hours ago...

It`s `PERL` jesus.

JustSomeGuy : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

JustSomeGuy

5 votes NegativePositive

132 days 7 hours ago...

"I`ve seen freeware voice recognition programs that worked better than this 8 years ago"

No you didn`t.

Windows Voice Recognition is not advanced enough for dictation. I`ve worked in PACS for years and we have heavily integrated Dragon Naturally Speaking, and as one of the most robust and complete solutions out there, even IT would have run in to many of the same problems like in this video. That`s why we send corporate trainers to teach the radiologists how to dictate properly. That`s why they spend 1 million a year on service contracts, for us to teach them.

8 years ago, this technology did not even exist. What you had was a pre-pubescent stage of VR that was no where near the accuracy of even Windows VR. Don`t believe me? I don`t care, I`ve worked in an industry where VR has been a focal point for over a decade. I`ve had my hands in it, and you just read about it.

ringpiece : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

ringpiece

-2 votes NegativePositive

132 days 6 hours ago...

Who fucking cares

Arcturus519 : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

Arcturus519

0 votes NegativePositive

132 days 6 hours ago...

OK seriously though 8 years ago Dragon dictate was easily just as good as this crap is now.

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