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Stewart Francis is the king of one liners. This is a clip of his five minute appearance on the late late show that I found on his site.

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2/11/2006 10:38:52 PM

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xenon : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1385 days 16 hours ago...

lol =) Funny guy

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Cordre69 : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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1385 days 11 hours ago...

Amusing

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death:blooms : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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1385 days 11 hours ago...

Hahaha, brilliant, very witty.

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3ntropy : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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1385 days 11 hours ago...

my mother left before i was born...ROFLMAO...my wife has the ass of jlo - JELLO! very cool.

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aps : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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1385 days 11 hours ago...

I'm not a fan of "One-liners", but he's good at it.

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Foulsmellingdischarge88 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1385 days 11 hours ago...

Very funny 5/5

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kwickone : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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1385 days 11 hours ago...

haha rick jim.

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1385 days 10 hours ago...

lmao 5/5 funny shit

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evo_lution : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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1385 days 10 hours ago...

Funny stuff!!

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Anoobis : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1385 days 8 hours ago...

4 for the funniness and +1 for how slow the audience did/didn't get the jokes
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widgeon : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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1385 days 7 hours ago...

hahahahahaha, i love the one night stand joke................lol i read that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic

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|W|anted : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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1385 days 7 hours ago...

lol, amazing 8) 5/5

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DrSpUd911 : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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1385 days 5 hours ago...

Only funny part was about stealing other commedian jokes, kiss his black ass. best part rest sucked!!!! 1/5

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frankgrimes17 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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1385 days 3 hours ago...

i liked it. I think if he blended it all together instead of doing one liners it would be funnier. All the swimming jokes were funny.

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nocarlikeamopar : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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1385 days 2 hours ago...

Steven Wright, true king of one liners

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Nameless97 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1384 days 15 hours ago...

This guy's got nothing on Rodney Dangerfield, the REAL king of the One Liners!!

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G-This : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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1384 days 15 hours ago...

that was ok. Not the funniest.

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trilaxz : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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1384 days 13 hours ago...

That kicked ass!!

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()utsider : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1384 days 10 hours ago...

this guy is good 5/5

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Presto : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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1384 days 9 hours ago...

this guy isnt that funny. Rodney Dangerfield is way better at one liners. Mitch Hedberg is better too. this guy sucks.

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belisaj : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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1384 days 8 hours ago...

wow. hecka funny! you guys should post some rodney dangerfield up so we can compare the two.

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Gokedu : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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1383 days 23 hours ago...

Well, Rodney was a legend, though. This guy is just starting.

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bloodmoney d : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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1383 days 3 hours ago...

belisaj theres no comparison. Just another example of rodney gettin no respect. RIP rodney. " When i was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, 'im sorry we did everything we could , but he pulled through'" "i was such an ugly baby that my mother breast fed me through a straw" "i could tell my parents hated me. my bath toys were a toaster and a radio" "everytime i get in an elevator the operator says the samething "basement'" " "a girl called the other day and said 'come over no one is home,i went over. nobody was home" "I went to the doctor cause i swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. my doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest"

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Snoopy : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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1379 days 21 hours ago...

i loved it when he overacted that was funny

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Mr6Sozac : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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1378 days 17 hours ago...

ya this guy was pretty funny he got me to grin and BLOODMONEY thanks for the Rodney lines they made me smile.

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sunni : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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1359 days 9 hours ago...

Great stuff, loved it!

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Darth Dementus : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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1321 days 21 hours ago...

I collect empty bottles too...

not as good a Mitch though

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Randy Pan the Goat Boy : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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1264 days 12 hours ago...

That guys's very Witty and nicely laced his whole Set together..

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obcrip : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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1222 days 11 hours ago...

1 liners r dead

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Mr_Ant : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1124 days 4 hours ago...

I think it was really funny but I am in a crappy mood so I only chuckled a few times. Should watch this again when I am in a better mood.

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schadiest1 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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5/5 for sure. hilarious

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