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Stewart Francis One-liners

Stewart Francis is the king of one liners. This is a clip of his five minute appearance on the late late show that I found on his site.

  • Gokedu
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  • Date 2/11/2006 10:38:52 PM
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Nameless97 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Nameless97

0 votes NegativePositive

1385 days 5 hours ago...

This guy's got nothing on Rodney Dangerfield, the REAL king of the One Liners!!

G-This : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

G-This

0 votes NegativePositive

1385 days 5 hours ago...

that was ok. Not the funniest.

trilaxz : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

trilaxz

0 votes NegativePositive

1385 days 3 hours ago...

That kicked ass!!

()utsider : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

()utsider

0 votes NegativePositive

1385 days 1 hour ago...

this guy is good 5/5

Presto : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Presto

1 votes NegativePositive

1384 days 23 hours ago...

this guy isnt that funny. Rodney Dangerfield is way better at one liners. Mitch Hedberg is better too. this guy sucks.

belisaj : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

belisaj

0 votes NegativePositive

1384 days 23 hours ago...

wow. hecka funny! you guys should post some rodney dangerfield up so we can compare the two.

Gokedu : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

Gokedu

0 votes NegativePositive

1384 days 13 hours ago...

Well, Rodney was a legend, though. This guy is just starting.

bloodmoney d : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

bloodmoney d

1 votes NegativePositive

1383 days 18 hours ago...

belisaj theres no comparison. Just another example of rodney gettin no respect. RIP rodney. " When i was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, 'im sorry we did everything we could , but he pulled through'" "i was such an ugly baby that my mother breast fed me through a straw" "i could tell my parents hated me. my bath toys were a toaster and a radio" "everytime i get in an elevator the operator says the samething "basement'" " "a girl called the other day and said 'come over no one is home,i went over. nobody was home" "I went to the doctor cause i swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. my doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest"

Snoopy : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Snoopy

0 votes NegativePositive

1380 days 11 hours ago...

i loved it when he overacted that was funny

Mr6Sozac : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

Mr6Sozac

1 votes NegativePositive

1379 days 7 hours ago...

ya this guy was pretty funny he got me to grin and BLOODMONEY thanks for the Rodney lines they made me smile.

sunni : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

sunni

0 votes NegativePositive

1359 days 23 hours ago...

Great stuff, loved it!

Darth Dementus : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Darth Dementus

0 votes NegativePositive

1322 days 12 hours ago...

I collect empty bottles too...

not as good a Mitch though

Randy Pan the Goat Boy : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

Randy Pan the Goat Boy

0 votes NegativePositive

1265 days 3 hours ago...

That guys's very Witty and nicely laced his whole Set together..

obcrip : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:2007 Winner

obcrip

0 votes NegativePositive

1223 days 1 hour ago...

1 liners r dead

Mr_Ant : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Mr_Ant

0 votes NegativePositive

1124 days 19 hours ago...

I think it was really funny but I am in a crappy mood so I only chuckled a few times. Should watch this again when I am in a better mood.

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