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Stewart Francis One-liners

Stewart Francis is the king of one liners. This is a clip of his five minute appearance on the late late show that I found on his site.

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  • Date 2/11/2006 10:38:52 PM
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xenon : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

xenon

1 votes NegativePositive

1060 days 15 hours ago...

lol =) Funny guy

Cordre69 : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Cordre69

0 votes NegativePositive

1060 days 11 hours ago...

Amusing

death:blooms : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

death:blooms

0 votes NegativePositive

1060 days 11 hours ago...

Hahaha, brilliant, very witty.

3ntropy : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

3ntropy

0 votes NegativePositive

1060 days 11 hours ago...

my mother left before i was born...ROFLMAO...my wife has the ass of jlo - JELLO! very cool.

aps : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

aps

1 votes NegativePositive

1060 days 11 hours ago...

I'm not a fan of "One-liners", but he's good at it.

Foulsmellingdischarge88 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Foulsmellingdischarge88

0 votes NegativePositive

1060 days 11 hours ago...

Very funny 5/5

kwickone : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

kwickone

0 votes NegativePositive

1060 days 10 hours ago...

haha rick jim.

Arsenic : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Arsenic

0 votes NegativePositive

1060 days 10 hours ago...

lmao 5/5 funny shit

evo_lution : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

evo_lution

0 votes NegativePositive

1060 days 9 hours ago...

Funny stuff!!

Anoobis : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:2007 Winner

Anoobis

0 votes NegativePositive

1060 days 8 hours ago...

4 for the funniness and +1 for how slow the audience did/didn't get the jokes
5

widgeon : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

widgeon

0 votes NegativePositive

1060 days 6 hours ago...

hahahahahaha, i love the one night stand joke................lol i read that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic

|W|anted : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

|W|anted

0 votes NegativePositive

1060 days 6 hours ago...

lol, amazing 8) 5/5

DrSpUd911 : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

DrSpUd911

-2 votes NegativePositive

1060 days 5 hours ago...

Only funny part was about stealing other commedian jokes, kiss his black ass. best part rest sucked!!!! 1/5

frankgrimes17 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

frankgrimes17

0 votes NegativePositive

1060 days 2 hours ago...

i liked it. I think if he blended it all together instead of doing one liners it would be funnier. All the swimming jokes were funny.

nocarlikeamopar : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

nocarlikeamopar

0 votes NegativePositive

1060 days 2 hours ago...

Steven Wright, true king of one liners

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