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Because, as usual, your little penis just doesn`t cut it.

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The Evil Bat : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

The Evil Bat

71 votes NegativePositive

266 days 10 hours ago...

My willy doesnt cut anything.....Thats not what its used for >:)

OJX : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

OJX

36 votes NegativePositive

265 days 6 hours ago...

Unless she is fisting herself in an awkward position, I think anyone`s penis would cut it

jameskid : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

jameskid

17 votes NegativePositive

265 days 6 hours ago...

id hit it.

Flynn_2006 : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

11 votes NegativePositive

265 days 5 hours ago...

looks like she`s really into it.

TheLonePinecone : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

TheLonePinecone

12 votes NegativePositive

265 days 2 hours ago...

Wish I could get into it. :S

jamesnw : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

jamesnw

7 votes NegativePositive

265 days 1 hour ago...

She just dropped an ice cube and can`t get it out...nor wants to now I guess.

the fonz : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

the fonz

Hidden (Show Comment) -14 votes

264 days 23 hours ago...

...jayne?




(somebody had to)

Omnicron.4735 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Omnicron.4735

1 votes NegativePositive

264 days 23 hours ago...

>She just dropped an ice cube and can`t get it out...nor wants to now I guess.

I`ll get it out for her.. but I`ll have to use my only my tongue... for safty reasons.

EntropY* : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

EntropY*

2 votes NegativePositive

264 days 21 hours ago...

Hey i can do that too!

Let`s race to the orgasm!

Trizza : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Trizza

Hidden (Show Comment) -12 votes

264 days 13 hours ago...

all said, she`s still a butterface

MysticMan : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

MysticMan

21 votes NegativePositive

264 days 11 hours ago...

^You gay? or just have problems seeing?

Maimonides : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Maimonides

0 votes NegativePositive

264 days 8 hours ago...

Driving out for a slurpee...

IamDAN : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

IamDAN

6 votes NegativePositive

262 days 20 hours ago...

that`s why God created anal sex. Size matters in a different way.

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